(sometime back in 1993)
DER-DERDER, DER DE-DE-DERRRR...
{announcer} "This is the BBC Six O'Clock News. With Nicholas Witchell...
"Good evening.
Police today apprehended a suspect outside an art college in London on suspicion of intent to murder. The suspect was apprehended by officers clutching a broken half of an unusual looking compact disc to use as a crude knife.
When apprehended the suspect, who gave his name as ChrislW, claimed to have 'come back from the future to kill the designer of that bloody awful steelbook for crimes against humanity '.
Just what a 'steelbook' is is not yet known. The authorities have sectioned him for further assessment."