9 Bullets (2022)

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1.00 star(s) Rating: 1.00/5 1 Votes

Title: 9 Bullets (2022)

Genre: Action, Thriller

Director: Gigi Gaston

Cast: Lena Headey, Dean Scott Vazquez, Sam Worthington, Barbara Hershey, La La Anthony, Cam Gigandet, Marc Menchaca, Marlene Forte, Stephanie Arcila, Emma Holzer, Chris Mullinax, Cornelia Guest, Zachary Mooren, Anthony Fitzgerald, Martin Sensmeier, Claire Liz Phillips

Release: 2022-04-14

Runtime: 96

Plot: A former burlesque dancer turned author (Lena Headey) discovers a second chance at life and redemption when she risks everything to rescue her young neighbor after he witnesses his parents’ murder. Now on the run from the local crime boss (Sam Worthington), who happens to be her longtime ex, she makes a desperate attempt to get the boy to safety.

 

[Lenny Nero]

Watched this because of Lena Headey, so you don't have to. It's a complete waste of time, with extremely cringy, bad, out of place, unnatural dialogs, forced emotions, sudden changes in character behavior, basically everything is very bad and stupid.
How come such a script gets produced, with good actors to boot, while many much better things stay in 'production hell', I don't understand. Someone owes someone something? Sucked a lot of something? Stuck things in 'unnatural' places? People just being morons? I don't know...
Oh, and there's 'magical' computers involved, with even more 'magical' cryptocurrency, that these creators obviously have no idea how they work.
It was so bad. Even Lena Headey's tits couldn't save it.

 

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