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Use the Ninjas for rating (copy and paste)

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3 Ninjas = Good
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4 Ninjas = Very Good
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5 Ninjas = Excellent
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Scooby Doo!
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The Mule (2018)
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I found this to be very "meh" unfortunately. Think I came out looking twice as old as Eastwood by the time it was over... it's a 2 hour film but felt like it was 10 hours long.
 
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Hellboy 2019. Rating 2/5.

Loved the first two; the first one slightly more. Watched this one last night and it was extremely "meh". It was sort of enjoyable, but only in a "there's nothing on the TV on sunday and I'm hungover and don't want to leave the couch" type way.
David Harbour was decent at portraying Hellboy, they're big shoes to fill. The rest of the characters were pretty poor, even Ian McShane, whom I usually love in everything. Most of the jokes fell flat and a lot of the CGI was like I was watching the Sci-Fi channel, not even up to Netflix standards. In short, I wouldn't blind buy this but I may rewatch it when it hits channel 5 in a few years.
 
HELLBOY (2019)
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It's not the huge pile of s#!t that critics are saying it is. Yes, it's the worst if you compare it to the original two films, but on its own merits, it was still fun... even though the excessive vulgarity and gore seemed forced at times.

David Harbour was really good as Hellboy and a perfect successor to Ron Perlman (though I still would've much preferred a Hellboy 3 with Perlman). Neil Marshall proves again that he's FANTASTIC at the direction and creation of some truly creepy monsters. He used more CGI in here than practical, but the creatures that were practical were absolutely grotesque (takes me back to The Descent). The new supporting characters and villains are cool, too -- though with 90% of them being from London, there were occasional accent slip-ups that were noticeable.

Honestly, the film's story almost felt as if it could've been a video game. I could've had a controller in my hand and played it. All-in-all, it doesn't feel anything like GDT's -- more of a Blade/TMNT/Underworld mash-up with some crazy-cool fight scenes. I can see a lot of people not liking it when comparing it to GDT's originals, but if you don't do that -- if you can look at it on its own -- it's actually really fun.
 
The Time Machine (2002)
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A guilty pleasure I guess... I'd maybe even give it 4 stars if I knew I wasn't going to be judged for it. Loved it in the cinema and found it equally as entertaining on each rewatch! What ever happened to Samantha Mumba?
 
John Wick 2

5 Ninjas. Easily.

Watched it with my 10 year old son. As a former Special Tactics Police Officer I was blown away by Keanu’s arms handling skills. The guy is clearly a sponge when it comes to training for a role.

Roll on number 3. Can’t wait.
 
HELLBOY (2019)
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It's not the huge pile of s#!t that critics are saying it is. Yes, it's the worst if you compare it to the original two films, but on its own merits, it was still fun... even though the excessive vulgarity and gore seemed forced at times.

David Harbour was really good as Hellboy and a perfect successor to Ron Perlman (though I still would've much preferred a Hellboy 3 with Perlman). Neil Marshall proves again that he's FANTASTIC at the direction and creation of some truly creepy monsters. He used more CGI in here than practical, but the creatures that were practical were absolutely grotesque (takes me back to The Descent). The new supporting characters and villains are cool, too -- though with 90% of them being from London, there were occasional accent slip-ups that were noticeable.

Honestly, the film's story almost felt as if it could've been a video game. I could've had a controller in my hand and played it. All-in-all, it doesn't feel anything like GDT's -- more of a Blade/TMNT/Underworld mash-up with some crazy-cool fight scenes. I can see a lot of people not liking it when comparing it to GDT's originals, but if you don't do that -- if you can look at it on its own -- it's actually really fun.
So...nowhere near as dark as the producers were trying to make it out to be?
 
So...nowhere near as dark as the producers were trying to make it out to be?

For the most part, it’s just REALLY gory — not necessarily darker. There’s a lot of sarcasm between the characters, so that somewhat reduces any chance of being darker. That said, any scene featuring the witch Baba Yaga is incredibly creepy. Her scenes were probably the highlight of the film.
 
The Wall (2017)
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Put this one off after hearing it wasn't too good... when will I ever learn?! If you enjoy films like Phone Booth (as I do), then you'll definitely enjoy this!

Thanks to @Wreck for the recommendation. :thumbs:
 
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I think it's safe to say Phone Booth is the one that really made me like thrillers. I've seen it many times :thumbs:

Btw, what did you think of the ending for The Wall? Do you know about the alternate ending? (it wasnt shot, only exists on script)
Thriller is my favourite genre, so I've liked them for a loooong time, but Phone Booth is definitely up there as one of my favourites. :)

I kinda expected that ending to be honest, and I still liked it lol. But nope, I wasn't aware of an alt ending! Will look it up now. :thumbs:
 
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