I woke up to a pitched tent, wife had already gone to work
The birds were chirping, but I wanted to go back to sleep. It sucks because then my alarm went off.
Nothing really amazing happened except when I took my morning deuce I noticed the aroma was a pleasant apple smell... "Damn apple beer" I said to myself before thinking of the potential advertising slogans, "Will make your poop smell like fresh apples!" or "Brings a whole new experience to green apple quick-step!"
Came into work, logged in, spun around in my chair for a few minutes before getting breakfast... faxed some paperwork and here I am.. slackin away
Well ****, went to the dentist today. Told me I need to wear a depositioner and a deprogrammer for a year, then I'll need to get braces for my TMJ!!
i cought a cold over the weekend, so i woke up from a restless nights sleep, drank a little water, got ready for work thought about not going in... but then i remembered im the only one who knows how to make the special sauce for the chicken quesadillas. So i was just gonna go in unlock everything make the sauce then go home. I then decided to just suck it up and stay the whole day. So i just slugged around all day doing a little of this a little of that. My medicine wore off about 11, and i started feeling worse, but thats only a sign that your alive. After lunch was over i cleaned then went home took a shower checked my email then come on here. I might just take tomorrow off because i can.
Went to my Great Uncles funeral. Anyone else want to complain about their day??