I wish Hammer would have bundled some of these earlier/not very successful/non-horror efforts together in a box set or two, rather than going the individual release route for everything.
I thought ‘Shatter’ was close to scraping the barrel but at least that had the pull of Peter Cushing. There’s no way I’m stumping up £35 to sit through the highly predictable, seen-it-all-before adventures of some right boring b*****d called Steve Smith, only to be thinking to myself after 40 minutes, “will you just hurry up and finish?”.
That’s the exact same experience I already get with the Steve Smith from work…and at least he doesn’t have the cheek to charge me for it.
He doesn’t whisper though.
Then again, neither does the one in the movie.
‘Whispering Smith’, my arse.