What is the obsession with ‘art cards’? Do they really think collectors crave those things? “Well, butter my balls, the new cine edition of Boogie Nights comes with not one, but two, dynamic images of PTA sat by a camera, a third with Philip Seymour Hoffman and another with the most unflattering image ever of Rollergirl in the background, basically looking like she’s borrowed the body of Philip Seymour Hoffman. It will be mine (hopefully they’ll do ‘There Will Be Blood’ next, so I can get my hands on some art cards of PTA sat at another camera, but taken from behind)”.