Chef Dies From Eel Up His Butt!

[jefXfree]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

 

[mobius387]

i honestly dont know what to say about this.....

 

[MacDaddyOJack]

That makes two of us

 

[Wreck]

holy crap, I read the title for days and thought this had to do with Southpark and that Chef died on the show ... had no idea this was real, this is totally freaking crazy.

 

[Illiciter]

I bet his friends feel pretty bummed out.


I mean, "haha, lets put an eel up his ass this will be hilarious!" then


"...... why isn't he breathing? Do we take him to the hospital?"

Then

"So let me get this straight.. you stuck an eel in his ass because you thought it'd be funny? What kind of friends are you?"

 

[ROADKILL31]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

So it seems that not only do chinese people eat weird **** but the weird **** they eat also eats chinese people.

 

[tony_roach]

OMFG...wasn't this the same thing that happened to Rick this past weekend????

Except the eel that was inserted in Rick was white horns type that is native to Nevada and didn't kill him...although I hear it left his bum pretty sore......

 

[Goodguy818]

OMFG...wasn't this the same thing that happened to Rick this past weekend????

Except the eel that was inserted in Rick was white horns type that is native to Nevada and didn't kill him...although I hear it left his bum pretty sore......

lmao

What has this world come to when a person cant even get drunk without worrying about being take advantage of!

 

[DaMexiRican]

Lmfao!

 

[Dattebayo251]

OMFG...wasn't this the same thing that happened to Rick this past weekend????

Except the eel that was inserted in Rick was white horns type that is native to Nevada and didn't kill him...although I hear it left his bum pretty sore......

rick got it bare but chris gave it to horhay with protection lmao!!!