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Hasbro, a leading games, IP and toy company, in collaboration with Reigning Phoenix Music, today unleashed a series of epic announcements for Cold Slither, a newly reimagined heavy metal band based on the infamous fictional group from the iconic 1985 animated series G.I. JOE: A Real American Hero.

"This isn't just an album – it's a sonic strike straight from Cobra Command!” said Cold Slither. “We're back, louder, heavier and deadlier than ever. We can’t wait for G.I. JOE fans and metalheads to experience the raw power of our music, culminating in our live debut at San Diego Comic-Con. Prepare your ears for total domination... Let’s Rock and Cobra Roll!”

Following the success of “Cold Slither” and “Knock Em Dread,” the band’s explosive new single, “Thunder Machine,” is now streaming on all major platforms, including Spotify, Apple Music and Amazon Music. The hard-hitting track, inspired by the Dreadnoks' brutal battle rig, delivers cinematic riffs and raw energy — an explosive anthem forged from chaos, rebellion and heavy metal fury.

The official music video for “Thunder Machine” also premieres today on Hasbro Pulse’s YouTube Channel here.

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ALBUM PREORDER & VINYL VARIANTS

Coinciding with the single drop, preorders are now live at here for Cold Slither — the band’s full-length debut album — including a limited “Dreadnok Attack Orange” marble vinyl variant available via Reigning Phoenix Music and select retailers like Amazon, Amoeba and indie record stores.

Featuring 10 original tracks and a remastered version of their cult-classic single “Cold Slither,” the album plunges into dystopian metal with themes of swamp-born menace and Cobra-fueled power.

The Cold Slither album arrives July 25 across digital and vinyl formats, including San Diego Comic Con-exclusive “Zartan Chameleon Blue” and “Blood Moon Red” vinyl variants available only at the Hasbro and RPM booths, respectively.

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Cold Slither – Track List
  1. Welcome to the Swamp (Intro)
  2. Cold Slither – 1st single
  3. Knock ‘Em Dread – 2nd single
  4. Thunder Machine – 3rd single
  5. Zartan’s Revenge – 4th single
  6. Snakes on the Bayou
  7. Torched
  8. Under the Dreadnok’s Spell
  9. Master of Disguise
  10. The Ballad of Buzzer
  11. These Fluffies Are Fatal
 
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LIVE DEBUT: SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON INTERNATIONAL

Cold Slither will make its explosive on-stage debut during San Diego Comic-Con with a one-night-only concert experience on Thursday, July 24, at San Diego’s Brick by Brick. Presented by Hasbro and Reigning Phoenix Music, this 21+ event promises a full-force blend of original metal mayhem and ‘80s nostalgia.

Event Details – Cold Slither Live @ SDCC
  • Date: Thursday, July 24, 2025
  • Time: Doors at 8 PM | Show at 9 PM
  • Venue: Brick by Brick, 1130 Buenos Ave, San Diego, CA 92110
  • Tickets: $35.00 plus service charges – available exclusively at Brick by Brick’s official website
  • Capacity: 450
  • Merch: Limited-edition show-only gear including an exclusive t-shirts, posters, LPs, CDs and collectible pin sets

This high-octane live experience kicks off the biggest weekend in pop culture and gives fans a first taste of Cold Slither’s signature metal-fueled rebellion — a must-attend for any G.I. JOE fan who still lives by the battle cry: “Yo Joe!”

Stay tuned for more product details and reveals in the lead-up to Comic-Con. For the latest information on G.I. JOE, follow the official brand social channels on Instagram and Facebook.

Follow COLD SLITHER:

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Today Skybound and Image Comics, in collaboration with leading games, IP and toy company Hasbro, announced the all-new comic book one-shot G.I. JOE: Cold Slither #1 from the head banging band of writer Tim Seeley (Rogue, Local Man), artist Juann Cabal (Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man), colorist Rex Lokus (Aquaman), and letterer Pat Brosseau (Batman and Robin). The loudest G.I. JOE launch of the year will hit comic book shelves on Wednesday, October 1, 2025.

"The catchiest song ever to grace a military themed toy line has lived in my head rent-free for forty years, so I'm happy to drag it out, and write the true story of the scrappy band of miscreants who recorded it,” said Tim Seeley.

"My parents met at a Cold Slither gig back in the '80s, so getting to draw this one-shot has been really special for me,” said Juann Cabal.

Tune up your air guitar and turn off your free will, the greatest band ever reunites to rock and rule the world!

Discover the true story (or at least a wildly biased version) of what happened to Cold Slither through the eyes of the band themselves (who are definitely not the Dreadnoks in eyeliner...promise).

But as Cobra is topping the charts and dominating the world, can G.I. Joe stop them before the final encore?

Get ready for a comic book so loud, even sonic earplugs won’t save you...

“To say this face-melting issue was a labor of love is an understatement,” shouted Ben Abernathy, Executive Editor. “Getting this motley crew of creators together for this incisive and heartfelt look at the rise and fall of the legendary Cold Slither was a heavy metal dream come true!”

In addition to the main cover by Steve Beach, the variant covers for G.I. JOE: Cold Slither #1 include an open to order cover by Juann Cabal, a 1:10 incentive variant by Brent Schoonover, a 1:25 incentive variant by Steve Beach, and a blank sketch cover.

Other key initiatives within Skybound and Hasbro’s overall comics partnership include the return of the hit series G.I. JOE: A Real American Hero to fans, from series writer Larry Hama, artist Chris Mooneyham (DC’s Nightwing, Sgt. Rock and the Unknown Soldier) and covers by the legendary Andy Kubert (Marvel’s X-Men). The partnership is also behind record breaking crowdfunding success, holding the two most funded comics campaigns on Kickstarter with The TRANSFORMERS and G.I. JOE: A Real American Hero Compendium Sets.

G.I. JOE: Cold Slither #1 (Lunar Codes Coming Soon| $3.99) will be available at comic book shops and digital platforms including Amazon Kindle, Apple Books, and Google Play on Wednesday, October 1, 2025.

The full list of variant covers is below:
  • G.I. JOE: Cold Slither #1 Cover A by Steve Beach
  • G.I. JOE: Cold Slither #1 Cover B by Juann Cabal
  • G.I. JOE: Cold Slither #1 Cover C (1:10 incentive) by Brent Schoonover
  • G.I. JOE: Cold Slither #1 Cover D (1:25 incentive) by Steve Beach
  • G.I. JOE: Cold Slither #1 Cover E (Blank Sketch Cover)
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