Right, because when I'm down and out about the economy and the fact that I'm completely broke and just really could use a lift I need an opportunistic **** puppy who's sole purpose in life is to suck the politically correct teet until it's dry and wrinkled. The fact that anything she ***** out of her mouth is in no way intended to actually help anyone and now using that stupid retardation of her brain to narrate (note that narrating means she's reading a script, ******* dolt) makes me want to mail **** to her door. I'm not ******* around I mean the kind of **** that you get after you eat a big meal of sechuan peppercorn chicken, a 15 pack of colt 45 and jalapeno poppers; And I wouldn't cut corners, I'd have that **** rigged so when that money grubbing hooker opened the box a spring loaded contraption would shoot the spawn of satan all over the *****'s face.
Does anyone else throw up in their mouth when she talks like this? Some ************ thought it'd be cute to talk about spirits and heros like it's some sort of ******* tagline for an energy drink. "SPIRIT ENERGY DRINK, BE COURAGEOUS, BE A HERO, FEEL THE WARRIOR INSIDE!!!!" And **** a bright red blazer.
Tell me this business man doesn't get a ***kin' tax break and that somehow Palin's hands aren't in his pants for an under the table donation. Let's not kid ourselves here. Nobody gets a name drop on national television without some kind of monetary transaction taking place in the background. Not to mention this muthafucka is getting a tax break for his philanthropic extortion of poor children who can't afford a decent education because *ding ding* OUR ******* COUNTRY IS BROKE. Quit trying tomake me feel guilty for being unable to help people out of the **** they're in because you don't have the political gall to do the right thing FOR THE PEOPLE. This is why you didn't become vice president ya ***kin' moron. Take your toys and leave the ***kin' sandbox. How this sandcrotch was allowed to dip into the collective gene pool is beyond me. This would have never ******* happened if we had China's population control laws.
How sad is it in this day and age that any T.V. show geared towards "Americans" is bound to have folks with disabilities or stories of service members who did what any of us would do to save our friends. Sure, honor them, but don't exploit them. If you can explain to me how any of this is not exploiting their situation I will gladly listen. And when the **** is someone going to tell Cole that the ***kin dog is going to die before he does and that the "sky" that "is the limit" will come crashing down because without that dog, according to his own words, he's ******. Way to bring a muthafuckin child's dreams into light only to later have his life pissed out because everyone kept saying, "Keep it up, you're right, that ***kin' dog will give you everything you ever ***kin need, Cole!" What sick bastard has a genetic clone of that dog waiting on standby to provide some sort of continuity to save the pain of loss and grief? Some people just need a good emotional stabbing to find true strength, regardless of their ****.
Kudos to you LL Cool J, much respect to you for not allowing this ***** to ruin you. He actually realizes that anything this twat touches turns to utter flaming ****. Let's not even talk about how the networks "consent" to drop the show including a lame ******* stab at his career to which LL Cool J eloquently stated, "Nobody can bring you peace but yourself." Why aren't there more muthafuckas like this on national television? Oh yeah, because they aren't ******* LEECHES.
Capitalism at it's ******* finest!
Un-*******-Real.
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