[GIVE-AWAY] mehbeh GIVE US MORE COMEDY STEELBOOKS

[mehbeh]

Ok fellow Ninjas, it's time for my very first give-away.

I haven't hit 100 posts, I haven't been thanked 100 times, I haven't been a member for a year...but I just love this darn site and all the great people I have met. My 31st birthday is coming up on Monday, so this give-away is in the spirit of celebration.

I will be giving away 1 copy of "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy - Zavvi Exclusive Limited Edition Steelbook".

I believe that not enough comedies are coming out in steelbooks, and it is time to change that!

Here are the rules.

1. Thank this thread.
2. Post your favorite quote from any comedy, and include the movie title.

Although the next steps are not required, it would be great if anyone can help me with the following.

3. Go see the movie "We're the Millers".
4. Vote on my poll (If this poll helps to get the steelbook created, I would be giving one of those away as well) - https://www.hidefninja.com/forums/showthread.php?p=746126#post746126

The movie is scheduled for release on December 9th, 2013. This give-away will remain open until December 5th, 2013. Winner will be selected by random.org. I will make sure to pick out an OCD MINT SEALED copy, and package it VERY well so it arrives safely. I will also ship anywhere in the world for FREE!!!

Thanks again Ninjas, and good luck!

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The following numbers are either posts by me or duplicate posts and if selected the number we be re-drawn.

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Drumroll...

and the winner is...

#14 - matthewtheunicorn

Step right up! PM me your address and I will ship this bad boy out upon arrival.

Thanks again to everyone who participated.

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So matthewtheunicorn has decided to back out, and would prefer that this go to someone who would appreciate it more. Thanks for your honesty, MTU. I now understand why very few comedies are made into steelies, you can't even give the darn things away!!!

The new winner is....

mlmaier84

Congratulations! PM me your address.

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[elektrickblue]

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, straight shot right to the baby maker - Anchorman

Thanks for the give-away! Good luck everyone!

 

[denizen]

Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
Mr. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura...
[coughs in Ace's face]
Mr. Shickadance: ... you owe me rent.
Ace Ventura: Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out.
[shows him a flyer]
Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid.
Mr. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.
Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir.
Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?
Ace Ventura: Fiber.


From the almighty Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.


Thanks for the awesome giveaway.

 

[jonduma]

Paper ***** - The other guys

And thx.

 

[wyatt03]

Here's my quote from the classic comedy movie AIRPLANE (1980)!

"Surely you can be serious?!"

"I am serious .... And don't call me Shirley!"


Thanks for the giveaway mate



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[XXHAPPY GILMORE]

I don't no why, but there is something about this line which always has me on the floor

Its from UP:

Hey I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Thanks for the amazing giveaway mehbeh, for some reason all of the giveaways of late have been very creative (including this ), so thanks

And Happy 31st Birthday for monday buddy

 

[PKAVFC]

You will never get this, you will never get this, a la lal lal la la. (borat)

 

[Thisisnotsparta]

Cotton McKnight: Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined.
- Dodgeball!

Thanks for the giveaway!

 

[pyszny]

Mines quite a long one, from The Other Guys

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?
Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

[pause]

Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

Video

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And :bday: for Monday!

 

[justboy]

"I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'

One of my favourite comedies Super Troopers. Tragically yet to see a blu ray release in the UK.

 

[dvdjunkie]

"that ain't your daddy Alvanelle, your daddy was hit by a train" - oh brother where art thou.

 

[dv8mad]

BASEketball - I want this in steel so badly, but I think I may be the only person that would buy it.

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Your bed is over here. [indicates a dog bed]

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Dude, that is so f%&$#' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?

Joseph R. Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Yeah I could.

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No. Dude, you're a little b'%$&!

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.

Joseph R. Cooper: 'Cause you're a piece of s#!+.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not a piece of s#!+!

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Yeah, but you're a little b'%$&.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: God%&)*# it! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

 

[wildstang0302]

From one of my favorite comedies "out cold"

"Can you get std's from a polar bear?"

Happy bday! And thx for the giveaway!

 

[cooey]

Great giveaway, thank you!

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Master Pain "From this day forward you shall all refer to me by the name.... Betty! Aaaaah haaaaa ha ha ha"

 

[snsguy]

Thanks for the giveaway bud!

Hot Rod

"I was going to ask you -- who do you think would win a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?"
"Is that really what you were going to ask?"
"Yes...?"
"Um...grilled cheese, but only in a fair fight. If it's prison rules, I'd take the taco."
"Wow -- that's pretty racist but correct."

 

[stinkofdefeat]

Great giveway, and I agree comedies need some more steel love!

One of my all time favorites, mainly because TBS, back in the day, aired this movie like 3 times a day, its The Jerk, and here is a quote:

Mother: "Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child."

Navin R. Johnson: "I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?"

 

[Colombianlove41]

Get him to the Greek

Sergio: You been mind-****ed before?
Aaron: I don't think so.
Sergio: I'm mind-****ing you right now.
Aaron: You are?
Sergio: Can't you feel my dick ****ing your mind?
Aaron: No, I can't really feel anything.
Sergio: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-****ing the **** outta you.
Aaron: Well I hope you're wearing a condom, 'cause I have a dirty mind.

 

[Kuzco]

Never give up! Never surrender! here is one of my favorite quote from Galaxy Quest:

Jason Nesmith: Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?
[Alex hides his face in despair]
Jason Nesmith: Apparently not.

Thanks for this give away mehbeh, I totally join you on this point, we need really more comedies with steelbook treatment

 

[SteelbookAddict]

I'M A LEAD FARMER MOTHER F*@$%^R!!!
-Tropic Thunder

Thanks for the giveaway!

 

[hoppusdelonge]

Thanks for the giveaway

It's really hard to just pick one, but this one from Happy Gilmore still makes me laugh every time.

 

[Wootball]

BASEketball - I want this in steel so badly, but I think I may be the only person that would buy it.

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Your bed is over here. [indicates a dog bed]

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Dude, that is so f%&$#' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?

Joseph R. Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Yeah I could.

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No. Dude, you're a little b'%$&!

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.

Joseph R. Cooper: 'Cause you're a piece of s#!+.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not a piece of s#!+!

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Yeah, but you're a little b'%$&.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: God%&)*# it! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

This is the exact quote I was going to post! BASEketball is the best comedy I've ever seen and I'd buy it in a heartbeat