No, no one does, so relax.
Dab it with napkins.
Pepperoni is the only pizza. Thing is hardly any pizza has real pepperoni on it. All those pseudo-pizza makers and restaurants think they can put any 'kielbasa' or sausage on it.
Everything else is like the story of its creation - just pour all the leftovers from the fridge onto it.
Oh, and the worst pizza is in Italy. Just horrible. All of it. Everywhere. I drove across the whole country for 2 weeks, tried 30 places at least, they all sucked. And the cooks looked like this:
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