Tell A Secret... I Double Dare You!
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& i pierced my nipples twice with old earrings............ to start with 
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Maybe you should have kept that one to yourselfI have a shrine for Nic Cage in my house.
And no, no pictures. It's a holy place.
What? I thought it was a common thing!Maybe you should have kept that one to yourself
Maybe in your part of the worldWhat? I thought it was a common thing!
This one time at a supermarket, they had an offer on Carlsberg Ice beer in 440ml tins. Now we use those clear poly ring things to keep four tins together and they were all stocked on the shelves.
So usually you can buy the beers in 24 packs, 18 packs, 12 packs, 6 packs or singles. Well Carlsberg Ice is a premium beer and was really nice, but damn hard to find.
My friend was coming up to mine for the usually saturday night beer fest and playing Pro Evolution Soccer as the mighty Wales taking on the best in the World on the harder levels. This would usually be 15 mins per game of shouting abuse at the screen, at each other, drinking more, more shouting, more drinking.
So, I saw this carlsberg ice and thought awesome. They had an offer on 99p per tin. This was really nice and 99p per tin was very reasonable. So I thought I'll grab about 12 tins. So picked up the beers which were stacked on the shelves in fours. THey'd probably opened up a stack of 24 or something which were 6 4's .
So went to the tills with the other shopping, I was packing and as I noticed the woman scanned 1 tin on each 4 pack. So I was paying 3 x 99p. I packed them, and then said. "Excuse me, would you mind if I just went and got some more, I dont think 3 packs will be enough for the party". She said no problem. So went back and grabbed another 10 4attached tins. She scanned then again as 99p per 4.
So, i didnt do too badly. I was contemplating walking to the car whether I should go back in and get more.
lets say, I went back the next week and tried it with 3 4packs. This time the cashier charged me for 12.
So usually you can buy the beers in 24 packs, 18 packs, 12 packs, 6 packs or singles. Well Carlsberg Ice is a premium beer and was really nice, but damn hard to find.
My friend was coming up to mine for the usually saturday night beer fest and playing Pro Evolution Soccer as the mighty Wales taking on the best in the World on the harder levels. This would usually be 15 mins per game of shouting abuse at the screen, at each other, drinking more, more shouting, more drinking.
So, I saw this carlsberg ice and thought awesome. They had an offer on 99p per tin. This was really nice and 99p per tin was very reasonable. So I thought I'll grab about 12 tins. So picked up the beers which were stacked on the shelves in fours. THey'd probably opened up a stack of 24 or something which were 6 4's .
So went to the tills with the other shopping, I was packing and as I noticed the woman scanned 1 tin on each 4 pack. So I was paying 3 x 99p. I packed them, and then said. "Excuse me, would you mind if I just went and got some more, I dont think 3 packs will be enough for the party". She said no problem. So went back and grabbed another 10 4attached tins. She scanned then again as 99p per 4.
So, i didnt do too badly. I was contemplating walking to the car whether I should go back in and get more.
lets say, I went back the next week and tried it with 3 4packs. This time the cashier charged me for 12.
I have a specific process when i hang out with a specific group of friends, or even just one of them. I purposely mix certain kinds of food to instigate a certain kind of reaction in my stomach which results in a certain kind of seriously loud and extremely rank trumpeteering. In fact, we all do it...and we've been doing it for years. Not only does it make for hilarity, it has become a....bonding ritual...if you will. I know, it's horrible.
I have never "shared" this with outsiders. Our wives don't even know about this.....imagine what would happen if they did.
I have never "shared" this with outsiders. Our wives don't even know about this.....imagine what would happen if they did.
Ok, it's been 9 minutes since i posted the above.
This is starting to feel like an awkward silence.
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This is starting to feel like an awkward silence.
SOMEONE POST SOMETHING!
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