Horror-Theatrical They Will Kill You - In theaters March 27, 2026

[Billy Talent]

3.33 star(s) Rating: 3.33/5 3 Votes

Title: They Will Kill You

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Genre: Horror, Comedy

Director: Kirill Sokolov

Cast: Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, Myha'la, Darron Meyer, Armando Rivera, Gabe Gabriel, Chris van Rensburg, Megan Alexander, David Viviers

Release: 2026-03-26

Plot: A woman answers a help wanted ad to be a housekeeper in a mysterious high-rise in New York City, not realizing she is entering a community that has seen a number of disappearances over the years and may be under the grip of a Satanic cult.

 

[Billy Talent]

 

[Flloydo]

Essentially looks like Ready or Not meets Kill Bill and I’m here for it

 

[K1SK1S]

Essentially looks like Ready or Not meets Kill Bill and I’m here for it

Caught this tonight. Hadn't seen a trailer. First thing I said was that director likes Kill Bill ha! Great action scenes. Good fun too even if at times it is less than cohesive and rather batty.. it works because it's completely aware of itself. Gory, brainless splatterfest albeit with a rather thin plot. Zazie Beets is the strong point for sure.

 

[Flloydo]

Absolutely loved this. Very unique and its own thing, great dark humour with excellent over the top action and violence but also completely Kill Bill coded in every single way. Music, edits, zooms, sound effects, fighting, violence, blood spray, sets, blocking, some of the dialogue and it’s deliverance (from Zazie)

Its bonkers and it’s nothing like Kill Bill but it’s essentially like Kill Bill but from a different dimension and director who was also inspired by ready or not, bullet train, smoking aces, Mandy and some other mental sh!t

 

[Lenny Nero]

Pretty good action horror, with bloody and nasty fights, even if it's partially CGI again. The ending doesn't make much sense, leaving some questions, but overall it's fun enough to be one of the best this year so far.
A few great songs used here, especially by Anna Calvi and Nova Twins!