What Is Your Phobia

[Scary Hair]

No I dont mean dings , dents , scratches and paint chips .

I MEAN GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW !!!!!!! PHOBIA.

I have just got the one SPIDERS . Thay are just wrong . I know thay do a LOT of good killing insects flys ect . HOWEVER anything with 8 legs why do thay need 8 legs?.

AS long as thay are not in my path I leave them alone ouside O.K inside as long as I dont need to go near them I can just about cope. If the Hubby is at home he picks them up yes he picks them up to evict them for me. I run around SCREAMING "WASH YOUR HANDS WASH YOUR HANDS !!!!" .

Then thire are the ones that need a saddle you could ride them . SO SO BIG thay fight going up the hoover pipe. Kaiju size with 8 legs . You see the leg then the body the size of a can of cola ONLY BIGGER :jawdrop: :jawdrop: . He WILL NOT come home from work .

I know I'm a girl but anything Rat , Snake I had one as a pet once. Bug with 6 or less legs, Flying, Swimming , Frog, Bird, Crab YHEA AND .

So now to you gang anything that you just CAN NOT WILL NOT Cope with ???? That just makes YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL ?????.

 

[HUBMUSWELL]

I'M A GUY, AND YEAH, SPIDERS!

 

[Lone Crusader]

Oh yeah, I'm deathly afraid of spiders. To the point of sheer fright.

 

[Scary Hair]

@HUBMUSWELL

THAT WAS NOT NICE I am now sat in a pile off poop :jawdrop: . You could have used SPOILER Open at your own risk. I'd thank you for the reply but the next stop is flipping A &E With a heart attack . Was it real OMG that is what I had last Thursday.

So is the hubby and girl child as the blood curdling scream that I did.

@AcIDc0r3

Glad you guys added the top of page thingie so I DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT post above you.

 

[denizen]

I used to be scared of them. I also used to kill them. Then I stopped doing so and all of a sudden outgrew my fear of them? Weird.

Nowadays my only phobia is being on a scaffolding. Always have a dream where I am up on one of them. Not even sure what the heck I would be doing there in the first place. Then I fall and I shift on my bed. Nearly have a heart attack.

 

[PKAVFC]

Yup, spiders. However, imagine my surprise when my wife turns out to be even worse than me!

She goes for the trapping them with a cup. I go for the psycho, smash it to pieces approach. (Swearing also seems to give me more of an "edge")

Every night I go around on a spider inspection. Can't sleep otherwise. (Now feeling itchy!!)

Not a phobia as such, but I hate bare feet. And smelly feet.

 

[HUBMUSWELL]

 

[pdbluray]

I fear A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.

(Which film is that from no googling)


Oh and spiders, even the little fockers are scary as.... Feeling like a boss when I mange to catch a tiny spider in the sink with a glass and piece of paper.

I would love to go to aus but the spiel sees omg.

Fine with rats as had to deal with loads of them in the farm.

 

[Lone Crusader]

Oh and then I forgot to mention that enclosed spaces really freak me out. Once I went in to get an MRI and as soon as that mechanical table started slowly putting me into this confined little tunnel where I wouldn't be able to move I started freaking out. The nurses knew it right away too from those stick on monitoring wires stuck to my chest to measure my heart rate, they said it nearly went through the roof and stopped the procedure immediately and rescheduled me for an open MRI session.

Because of my Claustrophobia it's very difficult to even ride in an elevator, not impossible but just really uncomfortable.

 

[Asopp]

SPIDERS!!! those goddang mother*** !"¤#%"¤&##%"///%)/)%#"(******** !!!!!!!!!!!!spiders

Even those gifs made me shiver

Thank goodness we don´t have those giant spiders here in Finland, just the small ones but those are more than enough.



PS. this is the scariest thread EVER!!!!!!

 

[Blu-devil]

One evening, back in Cebu, The Philippines I was walking back to my house and the landing lights were out. I could hear this loud crunching sound, talking ******* loud. So I turned on the lights half expecting to see a fruit bat chewing on an Apple that I often put out for this particularly tame individual. Instead I see this huge Brown Huntsman Spider chewing on a huge cockroach. This spider was ginormous about the size of a small plate. It was gnawing on this roach and making THE most awful noise. I was outta there tut sweet.

My other Phobia is my ex wife, I only have to think of the evil little c@nt and I break out in a rash.

 

[Scary Hair]

@pdbluray

NO Google AT ALL L.O.T.R Èowin to Aragon .

See that is why I dont mind rats My Dad was a farmer. It's how spiders can be above you like Shelob that kills me :jawdrop: .

@AcIDc0r3

I LOVE M.R.I scans that chugga cugga cugga thay make I knock the headphones off that plays music as I'd rarther listen to the chugga chugga. Closed in places I'm o.k with as long as it is not full of people . I don't like people much apart from Ninja's

 

[Scary Hair]

One evening, back in Cebu, The Philippines I was walking back to my house and the landing lights were out. I could hear this loud crunching sound, talking ******* loud. So I turned on the lights half expecting to see a fruit bat chewing on an Apple that I often put out for this particularly tame individual. Instead I see this huge Brown Huntsman Spider chewing on a huge cockroach. This spider was ginormous about the size of a small plate. It was gnawing on this roach and making THE most awful noise. I was outta there tut sweet.

My other Phobia is my ex wife, I only have to think of the evil little c@nt and I break out in a rash.

THIS IS SPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER THAT IS .

I vote we ALL move to Finland with Asopp .

 

[HUBMUSWELL]

One evening, back in Cebu, The Philippines I was walking back to my house and the landing lights were out. I could hear this loud crunching sound, talking ******* loud. So I turned on the lights half expecting to see a fruit bat chewing on an Apple that I often put out for this particularly tame individual. Instead I see this huge Brown Huntsman Spider chewing on a huge cockroach. This spider was ginormous about the size of a small plate. It was gnawing on this roach and making THE most awful noise. I was outta there tut sweet.

My other Phobia is my ex wife, I only have to think of the evil little c@nt and I break out in a rash.

OMG, that's big...

 

[Blu-devil]

The scary thing is that last week when I went to brush my teeth before bed I went into the bathroom and low and behold, there was a fooking Brown Huntsman Spider in the sink actually having a drink. It wasn't a huge female but a very large male. I caught it and released it outside. What the hell was it doing in deepest Surrey? Probably global warming. Now I'm worried, where is the female?

 

[PKAVFC]

The scary thing is that last week when I went to brush my teeth before bed I went into the bathroom and low and behold, there was a fooking Brown Huntsman Spider in the sink actually having a drink. It wasn't a huge female but a very large male. I caught it and released it outside. What the hell was it doing in deepest Surrey? Probably global warming. Now I'm worried, where is the female?

You are having problems with females on both fronts (spider and ex wife)

Great posts

 

[Blu-devil]

I'm very wary of anything female that originates from that particular country TBH.

 

[Scary Hair]

I'm very wary of anything female that originates from that particular country TBH.

Just dont start thinking of a spiders body with your ex's head . That could be the ULTIMATE Phobia for you .

Thing is you could then do a list of ways to eerrr well dispose of the Giganusexspideruswifius that could be an actual condition now I'v made it up

 

[Blu-devil]

You should have seen the size of the Scorpions and Tarantulas I saw in Thailand and Cambodia. I was once walking in the rain in Southern Thailand and I saw a centipede that was longer than my forearm sliver out of a storm drain. Apparently it's venom was more deadly than a scorpions. I could tell you some tales about my time in S.E. Asia. Anyone scared of snakes?

 

[Scary Hair]

See @Blu-devil that is why it is SO IDIOTIC on my part NOTHING else bothers me .

Had a pet snake once Murray , LOVED him he died his poo went between him and his skin insted of his vent. I could not kerp having him operated on I'd have been cruel. So I had him put to sleep .