[WINNERS CHOSEN] 1st Annual 'HDN Tale of Horror' 13-Win 10 Steels from Movies Drunen!

[digitalbabe]

Prizes-courtesy http://movies-blu-ray.nl

Winners chosen:

Apollon
Scary Hair
Wyatt03
mllny
neveser
jason bourne
xx happy gilmore
pud1804
stevo
ricker

I thought we'd start another new tradition at HDN. This forum has always been about the community, and it's ability to work together, and help each other

But sometimes, things do get a little, ahem, bloody around here-This is our 1st Annual Halloween Tale of horror, where you can be part of the fun by writing parts of the horror story-involving friends on the forum, other members, moderators, and blending humor with horror, while entering to win one of 10 Steelbooks, generously donated by our friend Bert from Movies Drunen.

10 random story contributors (entrants) will win 1 Steelbook each. In order to be eligible you have to write a piece of the actual story to keep it going. All regular forum rules apply as always.

For an extra bit of 'Trick or Treat' fun, just as the ending of a good movie or story is a mystery to the watcher/reader, the title of the Steelbook that each of them will win, will remain a surprise until they receive it! .

http://movies-blu-ray.nl/​

Our very own member 'Tridon', one of our writers and moderators at hidefninja.com has started us off by writing the introduction to the tale. As this kind of thing is right up his alley given his passion for writing, he seemed like the perfect grim reaper to kick of this horrific new tradition at HDN.

How do you participate?

It's easy! You will not be judged by the quality of your writing-just have fun! You can take part by writing a few sentences or your own chapter of the story. It's meant to allow everyone to cut loose, indulge in the movie characters and films we all love, or make up your own, and win cool prizes doing so. No one will be judged on the quality of their writing-but we hope many of you will dare to become part of the bloody good action and join the fun!

You may wish to let the members you've involved in your own piece of the tale know that they are part of the horror, by sending them a private message, and give them an extra laugh or two. They can then read the story 'so far' and join in with their own frightening contribution, right here in this thread.

The story and contest ends Sunday, November 3,2013

Have fun everyone!

A note from Tridon:

Writing is a great passion of mine, so I jumped at the opportunity to kick off this fan-fiction event here at HDN.

The next Ninja to take part can go about their entry in any way they choose. It can be shorter, a different format... whichever!

I’ve done my part to give everyone the basis of this collaborated horror story. The setting is in place and so are some of the characters. Am I down for good or will arise? Who’s the mysterious ‘Subject Zero’ that began this phlegm plague? Will DB become Ann Darrow... and will Ricker ever stop streaking?! That’s all up to you!

It’s time to Choose Your Own Adventure... Ninja style!

Have fun!

~ Ken (tridon)

HDN Tale of Horror 2013

Chapter One (by Tridon):

Welcome to Ninja Town... Population 17,460.

A small town highlighted by the colors of the local football team's blue and white; where it’s just like that old Cheers theme song -- everyone knows your name. In the middle of the town was the local pub, Wreck’s. A rather run-down joint, Wreck’s was the place to be if you wanted a good time on the weekend or during a holiday where you didn’t want to spend it with the family.

OCTOBER 30TH, 2013: DEVIL’S NIGHT

Tridon flicked the lights off. The dark played games with his mind. Once happy-go-lucky items like light chandeliers and coat hangers now looked like creepy little crawlies amongst the shadows. He always did have an over-active imagination.

The bar was small, but it was kept-up. There was the usual long counter where all the talkative could slum and treat their barkeep like a free psychotherapist. Tridon knew this too well. The rest of the place was littered with beat-up secondhand tables and chairs. It didn’t matter what they looked like; they did the job.

Tridon picked up keys from behind the counter, but became startled when the phone rang a rather sharp, screeching ring right next to him on the wall.

“Hello?” Tridon answered.

“Hello? Really?!”

“Hi, DB,” greeted Tridon.

Digitalbabe -- or DB, as she was better known by -- was a good friend of Tridon and part of a tightly-knit group in Ninja Town called the Hi-Def Mods. Nobody knew what that title meant exactly, but it sounded like it had something to do with televisions. DB always had to deal with the overly-moronic males of the group, but she managed without any problem. She’s was funny, but she was also one of the strong Sigourney Weaver types. Tridon would never mess with her. Thankfully, they respected each other too much, he’d never have to worry about that.

“You better watch it,” DB replied, “the boss won’t like that you’re answering the phones like that.”

“I think Wreck is a little preoccupied with all his groupies at the moment to really care about how I’m answering the phones.”

DB laughed before quickly changing the subject. “Please tell me you’re on your way!”

“Why?” asked Tridon. “The Halloween party no fun without me?”

“Oh, it’s fun,” DB said. “Bloodsnake007 is begging me to be Ann Darrow while he’s dressed like King Kong again, Choi Chungkwon’s drunk as a skunk while literally being dressed up like a skunk, and Jae’s playing Shakespeare. He’s even reciting poems.”

Tridon laughed at the image in his mind.

“It’s just that,” DB continued, “Ricker’s... ugh.”

“He’s streaking again, isn’t he?”

“You know it,” replied DB.

The doorbell chimed as someone entered into the bar. Tridon turned from the wall to look.

“Sorry, we’re closed,” Tridon said rather impatiently. Drunks were always tumbling off the street and into the bar after hours. It was rather irritating for him.

Tridon squinted through darkness for a moment to make out the form and then smiled. “Oh, hey, man! I’ll just be a minute.”

“Hey, DB,” Tridon said into the phone’s receiver. “My ride just got here, so I’ll be to the rescue shortly.”

“Sounds good,” DB chuckled. “I’ll go let Ricker know that you’re on your way.”

“Don’t you dare,” Tridon demanded.

DB laughed. “I’ll see you soon.”

“Sounds good,” replied Tridon. He hung up the phone and turned around.

“So what’re you dressing up as this year, bud?” Tridon asked the figure in the dark. “Let me guess... a giant slipcover? No, you’re going as SteelBook Man again, aren’t you?”

Tridon’s friend said nothing. He just stood there in the dark, his body wobbling back and forth.

Tridon laughed. “Drunk already, eh? I guess I’ll be driving then.”

He walked around the counter and began to approach his friend, but then stopped a few paces away. There was something dripping off of his friend and on to the floor.

“Are you okay, man?” Tridon asked, concern in his voice.

His friend made this awful sound, like something was bellowing up from his throat. Suddenly, he spit and a projectile of a thick brown-colored phlegm shot through the air, hitting Tridon directly in the face.

Disgusted, Tridon began to frantically wipe at his face. He quickly backed away from his friend and headed behind the counter.

“What the hell, man?! What is this?!”

Tridon coughed and blood came out of his mouth. He grabbed at his throat. Everything went red as his eyes turned the darkest shade of scarlet. He reached for the phone, but realized that his fingers were as stiff as boards; a most-likely reaction from trying to wipe the substance off of his face.

The door chimed once again. Tridon turned from the phone and glanced over to see that his friend was gone. He tried to scream, but his vocal cords were blocked. He slammed his fists atop the counter. He opened his mouth in pain and then heard a horrifying sound.

He looked down in fear to see that his teeth were falling out of his now-numb mouth. He tried to pick them up, but his hands were useless to him.

His legs became heavy. He tried to keep his posture, but it was pointless. Tridon collapsed to the ground behind the counter.

Welcome to Ninja Town... Population 17,460.....{param}

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[mnementh]

Interlude

riiiiiiiiiiing....riiiiiiiiing......riiiiiiiiiiing...

"Hello ?"

"Do you like scarey movies ?"

"No, not really. I prefer musicals"

click, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Interlude Ends

 

[cooey]

C'mon guys

 

[Ricker]

I should get a Steelbook just for doing nothing but streaking through the whole thing.

 

[tridon]

I should get a Steelbook just for doing nothing but streaking through the whole thing.

Somebody hit Ricker with a car so he doesn't get a SteelBook.

 

[pmwhelan]

Running down the street they saw the hue of a bright green neon light in the distance..... as they got closer they could see the sign; it read "Horhay's Lair of Pleasure", with nowhere else to go and hoping there might be others inside to help fight the fight to save the world, our heroes crashed through the door.......

.... falling onto the floor in a conjoined mess much like The Human Centipede Steelbook that they'd all regretted buying. Horhay peered out through the beaded curtains much like the old Chinese man from the Gremlins steelbook that nobody bought.

"Much like a spine slash ... I've been expecting you" said Horhay with a smirk. Our heroes looked at each other full of nerves. The same nerves you get from opening an eBay steelbook described as mint. "Please sit .... have a drink. You're safe here" Horhay beamed as he sealed the doors of his lair with a satisfying thud.

Horhay ambled over to the bar and brought our heroes a round of drinks pleading, a little too desperately with them, to drink up. They suspected something was not quite right - like the debossing on the cover of Starship Troopers but what choice had they?

The glanced over at the door - sealed with no chance of being opened like my Harry Potter Futureshops. They scanned the windows - all shut except for one which seemed as badly damaged as a steelbook from Amazon.ca. This was their chance.

They tried to distract Horhay while one of them went over to the window to peer out. Things were looking up. "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed and with that a thud on the door. A thud that grew louder and more obvious with each passing second like the resounding agony of missing the Iron Man FutureShop.

Horhay walked to the door and opened it to reveal Ricker. Naked as the day he was born but with a weapon in his hand....

 

[manonfire]

Earlier that night at the edge of town a stranger was struggling in from the distance

"Ninja Town, well... here's my chance to try at fitting in again". Manonfire's feet crunched heavily on the semi frozen grass as he passed the towns welcoming sign barely visible under the frost of the night. Thick fog shrouded the beginnings of the town which was just detectable in the distance, it was quiet but more apparent to Manonfire it was freezing. It had taken a long while to for Manonfire to get here , on the way he'd bumped into many stragglers desperately trying to bribe their way into conversations to bump up their post count and gain access to Ninja Towns valuable commerce and trading sector , untold wonders lay here that attracted many desperate visitors. Manonfire knew this wasn't the way to go about it, he wasn't that stupid. If you wanted Ninja Town's respect you had to go about it the right way.

As Manonfire hiked forward he began to see the outline of a few people up ahead. He raised his hand above his eyes as to block the cold and powerful wind of the night and get a better view the people ahead of him.

Manonfire's feet came to a stop and a look of horror hit his face , similar to when his copy of Halloween that he'd worked so hard for in the mines of Amazonia arrived dented and scratched.

The people up in front of him were not people at all, their faces were long and jagged , their features sharp and monstrous. Their skin was red and instead of feet hooves were in place. They wore no clothes but were wrapped in a single piece of foam with no extra packaging, obviously prone to easily being damaged.

" What the hell is this nightmare ! " screamed Manonfire.

He reached into his backpack desperately trying to find the bat he'd picked up on the way to Ninja town to protect himself from terrible customer service out in the wilderness between here and the other distant reputable towns. He ripped the bat from his pack and gripped it tightly as the figures started to step towards him. Suddenly one of the creatures lunged crazily at him with an almighty scream. Manonfire swung for his life desperately and cracked the bat over the monsters head. With no extra protection other than the pathetic foam covering it hit the ground in a dead slump.

"Should have used bubblewrap" Manonfire chuckled.

The other creatures looked in shock and were now uncertain of whether to attack. They quickly made up their minds and turned running into the frosty fog which only seemed to be thickening, the creatures howled as they scuttled away as if calling upon their buddies.

"Well , this looks like a fun place". Manonfire muttered to himself whilst loosening the grip on his bat and picking off the hair, green blood and foam splattered on the edge.

He began to pace forward , the creatures were horrific and there was surely more ahead but going back in this storm was a certain death. The madness and horror which lay in Ninja Town was unclear but there clearly wasn't any other option.

"Here goes nothing". Man on fire growled as he began his descent into hell.

 

[stevo]

What?, you gotta be kidding me!! No one besides Cooey can expand on the epic tale I started? Lets get a little more involve people, show off your creative side. We need a bit more effort, and a lot more can do attitude in this 1st annual story thread of ours here. Lets get into the Halloween spirit, its only a day away. Just look at the material I have given you to expand on. You have great locations like Wreck's pub and Pete's Fish n' Chips & Insurance. 2 locations that rival any on Tolkien's middle earth. You can't work with that? Look at the great characters that could be expanded upon:

Brother B the Benevolent Biggot & The Longhaired Friend of Jesus - Conducts church sermons on Sundays. Design steelbooks on their spare time (creators of FS IM). Where else can you find such unique characters?

Drum 18 & Biscuitnoir - Our very own ninjas and GB hosts. Drum loves his booze and his women on the heavy side. Biscuitnoir loves (and I mean LOVES) his shrimp and lobster Jambalaya. Sure, they were hideously killed, but come on, this is a horror story. Surely they could be brought back as zombies or ghosts.

The beauteous DB - surely her beauty and charms can be expanded further than the cameo role that she appeared in.

The vile Satan Claus - he's so despicable and vile, that he's second only to Lucifer himself. But he's got 1 redeeming feature. His favorite movie is Dude Wheres My Car? Lots of material to work with to develop this character.

Stevo - Last, but certainly not least. This dude is so bad ass, that only world peace scares him. How cool is that? Not only is he the sexiest man in the world, but also a grand master of an ancient Chinese form of martial arts that's lost to the ages. You mean to tell me that epic novels couldn't be written about this guy alone?

With all the great locations and characters, anyone could write a 1000 page novel with ease. So lets go folks lets get into the spirit.

 

[digitalbabe]

Stevo was sitting alone in Wrecks pub, in the middle of Ninjatown drinking his sorrows away. Earlier that day, he read People magazines 50 most beautiful people on Earth, and was severely depressed that he wasn't named the sexiest man alive. But wait, it gets worst. He found out that he didn't even make the top 50 most beautiful people list either. He always figured that he was at least on par with Dr. McDreamy (all you Grays Anatomy fans) at #9' but no, that stupid mag won't even give at least that much. Stevo decided then and there that, that magazine was a complete BS, and vowed never to open the covers to that moronic mag ever again. After paying the tab, and leaving a nice hefty tip for the beauteous DB, Stevo decided to go home to drown in his ever deepening sorrow. After getting home Stevo decided that life doesn't have to end because one did not make the 50 most beautiful people list, so he decided to call up an old girlfriend for a fun night out in town. Where to take his date? There were many choices, but only really 1 real choice. Where else would anyone go on a Saturday night beside Pete's Fish n' Chips and Insurance! Yes, good ole Pete's. if you're cool, and you're Canadian, that's where you'd be on a Saturday night. You want proof, check out the following celebrities that hang out at Pete's. there's Stevo, everyone's 2nd favorite ninja Biscuitnoire (behind Stevo of course, you had to ask?) Stompin' Tom Connors, Wayne Gretzky, David Beckham (honorary Canadian).

Yes, the list of who's who at Pete's was truly endless. Stevo thought of all the fun things you and your date could do there. You can get the best seafood in town, afterwards you can shop for very favourable rates for home, auto and life insurance. Then after that, you can pickup some really collectible limited edition DVD's. the fun never stops at Pete's Fish n' Chips & insurance. They are what you would call one stop dining. Just before Stevo stepped out the door, he got a call from his good friend Brother B the Benevolent Biggot. Brother B told Stevo that himself and his friend, The Longhaired Friend of Jesus was also going to Pete's, and want to meet there for drinks. Stevo always thought Brother B was a very strange fellow. In between his bible studies and church sermons, Brother B and his assistant, The Longhaired Friend of Jesus designed Steelbooks for a bit of extra cash. FS IM being their masterpiece, so if you have that steel, you owe it to these 2. One might think religion and steelbooks are an odd combo, but then again, Brothet B is not an ordinary kind of guy.

So an hour later, Stevo arrived at Pete's, he notice all the regulars were already there. There's Drum 18 drinking up a storm, as usually he's trying to put an advance on Sally, a good looking waitress, if only she would lose 200 lbs. In the corner, sits Biscuitnoire, chowing down on his favorite dish, shrimp and lobster Jambalya. Oblivious to all events that was happening around him. Home sweet home Stevo thought. Stevo and his date was thus ushered to their table, where he proceeded to order a good meal and drink for him and his date, before excusing himself to the bathroom. Not 1 minute past after Stevo went to the washroom, all hell broke loose, literally.

For some inexplicable reason, a gate to hell materialized right in the restaurant. Out poured a hoard of fiendish demons from the pit of hell, lead by there leader, the infamous Satan Claus. They began slaughtering everybody, limbs, heads, blood splattered everywhere. Drum 18 was too intoxicated to run, so he was disemboweled on the spot, then his head was lobbed off for good measure. Biscuitnoire, was too busy chowing down on his meal, which he enjoyed so much, didnt even notice all these demons in the room. The demos themselves were flustered by this. They were all standing around, scratching there heads in wonderment on how this mortal was oblivious to both them, and the slaughter. Thus he was also killed in a hideous manner. Brother B screamed in terror, before he dove out the restaurants window, thus escaping certain death.

At this point Stevo stepped out of the bathroom to a scene of absolute horror. Not a soul survived the assault by Satan Claus and his hoard of demons. Then Satan Clause turn to Stevo and said, "I am Satan Claus mortal. Fear me and despair, for this is your last day on earth". Obviously, Satan Claus did'nt know who he was talking to. Because the only thing that Stevo is afraid of, is world peace! Little did the demon lord know, Stevo was not only the sexiest man alive (despite what that joke of a mag says), but he was also the master of an ancient Chinese Kung fu technique known as the Fist of the White Lotus. He immediate hit 3 demons with the fist of death technique, and put another one in a scorpion death lock. And so it went, Stevo, killed these demons, one by one until only him and Satan Claus was left. As they squared up for a final fight to the death, something caught both their attention. On a display bin sat, non other than a copy of the ultra limited, super special edition DVD of "Dude, Where's My Car?" Stevo's favorite movie of all time. Apparently, that was Satan Claus's favorite too, for he made an offer to Stevo. "Let me have that copy of Dude, Where's my Car?" And I'll leave, and let you live. "Not a frosty chance in hell" was Stevo's reply, and this, the epic fight begins.

And that's where the story end for me folks. Someone else is gonna have to finish this epic tale.

Stevo awoke from this awful dream and realized that he had fainted in the bar.

He walked over to DB who was still attempting to saw off Tridon's arm with the chainsaw. Tridon screamed a bloodcurdling scream, and blood splattered everywhere. Then he passed out. DB looked like a serial killer, but she pulled herself together as Snoo climbed through the window of the ,now deserted, bar.

'We need to get some kind of antibiotics or bandages for him, he'll die!'. 'Can you give us a lift to the pharmacy Snoo? My car is outside, how did you get here?

'I drove here to meet Ricker. I was supposed to take pictures of him for his 'where are they now feature' for his High School reunion. I have no idea where he is...'

'Can you call him?' DB replied.

'No signal', Snoo said.

'Well lets get Tridon to a hospital or pharmacy, I don't think I made clear cuts, he's squirting blood all over the place from his arm'.

The two of them jumped in her black Camaro and raced down the block. The GPS said 'Northwest Hospital, destination ahead in 21 miles'. 'He'll die, no way we're making it to the hospital'.

2 stores were closed, and 1 had neon lights, but the front door was broken. They went in and a man wearing a 'CVS' pharmacy overcoat was sitting on the floor behind the register, terrified.

'Listen, we need antibiotics, ice, bandages and....' Said DB

The man just stared at her....

'Snoo, get my money out of my back pocket, please?' DB was even more urgent now...

'Not buying anything without a coupon or discount code'. Snoo replied.

'YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Seriously? Now is when you want to start couponing?'

' Just get my money, please'....

Stevo was still looking at himself in the mirror in the 'Bathroom Accessories' area....

'If we buy this brand of bandages, we'll save, look...in this list I made, it clearly shows what items are included in this week's sales...'

'Do you see the blood squirting from Tridon's arm?'

Just as Snoo handed her the money from her back pocket, the phone on the counter rang.....

The radio on the counter, though only crackling said ......contest ends 11/3....win one of 10 Steelbooks from movies-blu-ray.nl for being part of this adventure...head over to hidefninja.com and add to the story.....' and then went silent.....

 

[pmwhelan]

What?, you gotta be kidding me!! No one besides Cooey can expand on the epic tale I started?

You miss my post?

 

[Ricker]

You guys will have a hard time trying to reach me on my cell phone, as I really don't have any place to carry it since I am apparently streaking all over town

 

[Scary Hair]

At the Very Veerryy VVVVEEEERRRRYYY Beginning

Now more than ever an eerie silence fell over the forest . This new object that had arrived in the strange swirling storm held the primitive land in its grasp. No man or beast had seen it's like before. Hard and shiny opening to reveal a cylindrical hole with a small disk in the middle protruding slightly just wanting to be pressed and made to give up the secret it holds.







Over time the object sat watching waiting gathering all the information it could waiting until the people arrived bringing speare, mud huts, bricks mortar finally what it craved The internet . Through the ages learning the languages until the time was right to ensnare an innocent to posses. As it grew so did the power it contained then in an instant it realized that all the town that was built around it reviered longing to possess it.



To each of the 17,460 inhabitants of Ninja Town it changed it's face to what they each desired to own as the grail in thire collection. Twisting thire minds bodies and soles until each fell into its grasp. Tridon ,.D.B ,Stevo, Wreck, Ricker,cooey . Each one of them holding a piece of the puzzle to make it whole to make it strong to make it ready NOT to have power over Just Nija Town it wanted it control it ALL THE World each and every citizen under its gaze .


Reaching out with all of the will it has taken it watches as the telephone rings the radio The radio on the counter, though only crackling said ......contest ends 11/3....win one of 10 Steelbooks from movies-blu-ray.nl for being part of this adventure...head over to hidefninja.com and add to the story.....' and then went silent.....


Now it began to take form feeding off of the groups intense concentration . Metallic nails clawing up through the dirt . Where the disk shapes had been now glowing red eyes in hollow sockets. Fingers long and metallic a jumbo size body . Legs and feet taken straight out of The Terminator


Now all that stands in its way of the eons old mission Total Global Domination that it began before dinosaurs roamed the planet. ARE the brave ,Brilliant Obsessive collective mindset that IS Ninja Town .


Will they band together and fight the mother of all Steelbooks OR will they tear each other to bits to Own a tiny piece of it .

 

[stevo]

Stevo awoke from this awful dream and realized that he had fainted in the bar.

He walked over to DB who was still attempting to saw off Tridon's arm with the chainsaw. Tridon screamed a bloodcurdling scream, and blood splattered everywhere. Then he passed out. DB looked like a serial killer, but she pulled herself together as Snoo climbed through the window of the ,now deserted, bar.

'We need to get some kind of antibiotics or bandages for him, he'll die!'. 'Can you give us a lift to the pharmacy Snoo? My car is outside, how did you get here?

'I drove here to meet Ricker. I was supposed to take pictures of him for his 'where are they now feature' for his High School reunion. I have no idea where he is...'

'Can you call him?' DB replied.

'No signal', Snoo said.

'Well lets get Tridon to a hospital or pharmacy, I don't think I made clear cuts, he's squirting blood all over the place from his arm'.

The two of them jumped in her black Camaro and raced down the block. The GPS said 'Northwest Hospital, destination ahead in 21 miles'. 'He'll die, no way we're making it to the hospital'.

2 stores were closed, and 1 had neon lights, but the front door was broken. They went in and a man wearing a 'CVS' pharmacy overcoat was sitting on the floor behind the register, terrified.

'Listen, we need antibiotics, ice, bandages and....' Said DB

The man just stared at her....

'Snoo, get my money out of my back pocket, please?' DB was even more urgent now...

'Not buying anything without a coupon or discount code'. Snoo replied.

'YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Seriously? Now is when you want to start couponing?'

' Just get my money, please'....

Stevo was still looking at himself in the mirror in the 'Bathroom Accessories' area....

'If we buy this brand of bandages, we'll save, look...in this list I made, it clearly shows what items are included in this week's sales...'

'Do you see the blood squirting from Tridon's arm?'

Just as Snoo handed her the money from her back pocket, the phone on the counter rang.....

The radio on the counter, though only crackling said ......contest ends 11/3....win one of 10 Steelbooks from movies-blu-ray.nl for being part of this adventure...head over to hidefninja.com and add to the story.....' and then went silent.....

As Stevo was staring in the mirror in the bathroom at Wreck's, he wondered to himself. Had it all been a bad dream? Very possible, as earlier in the day, he was smoking a lot of blunts, trying to forget about the snub by People's magazine. Did he just smoked a bag of bad weed? Confused he decided to take a dump, since he was already in the washroom. As usual, there was a vending machine, selling limited edition DVD's in there with him, as he was doing his business, taking the Browns to the Superbowl (apologies for you European folks. You probably didn't get this one). Privately, he cursed these vending machines. They're like a re accurring nightmare that he just can't seem to escape.

As he sat there, he tried hard to figure out if those events really happened at Pete's. right before he walked into the restaurant, he thought he saw Ricker, running naked down the street. Immediately, he dismissed this from his mind, because that picture was just too horrendous to recall, even for a very B-B-B-B Baaaaaaad man such as Stevo. Instead, he tried to concentrate on what he saw, after he had used the washroom at Pete's. he recall, very vividly that these demons disembowelled, killed then ate anyone they could. He recall a group of demons standing there watching Biscuitnoire, chowing down on that succulent bowl of shrimp and lobster jambalaya. The look of utter confusion and consternation was on all there faces. They didn't know what to make of this mortal. This broth seemed so delicious, that the mortal was oblivious to all the carnage, death screams and dismemberments, and butchery that was happening all around him. Finally one of the demons decided that he just had to stop eating humans, and try a bowl of this shrimp and lobster jambalaya. One demon said to another in their demonic language, "I'll have what he's having", pointing at Biscuitnoire......

 

[Pud1804]

Now all that stands in its way of the eons old mission Total Global Domination that it began before dinosaurs roamed the planet. ARE the brave ,Brilliant Obsessive collective mindset that IS Ninja Town .

Will they band together and fight the mother of all Steelbooks OR will they tear each other to bits to Own a tiny piece of it .


Lgans rushed to her side, and they started to prop Tridon up, when they see the floorboards break before their eyes

Somebody hit Ricker with a car

"Much like a spine slash ... I've been expecting you" said Horhay with a smirk. Our heroes looked at each other full of nerves. The same nerves you get from opening an eBay steelbook described as mint. "Please sit .... have a drink. You're safe here" Horhay beamed as he sealed the doors of his lair with a satisfying thud.

Horhay ambled over to the bar and brought our heroes a round of drinks pleading, a little too desperately with them, to drink up. They suspected something was not quite right - like the debossing on the cover of Starship Troopers but what choice had they?

They glanced over at the door - sealed with no chance of being opened like my Harry Potter Futureshops. They scanned the windows - all shut except for one which seemed as badly damaged as a steelbook from Amazon.ca. This was their chance.

They tried to distract Horhay while one of them went over to the window to peer out. Things were looking up. "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed and with that a thud on the door. A thud that grew louder and more obvious with each passing second like the resounding agony of missing the Iron Man FutureShop.

Horhay walked to the door and opened it to reveal Ricker. Naked as the day he was born but with a weapon in his hand....All blooded & bruised Ricker stood in the doorway staring in at the 3 of them with crazy eyes and said "Some a*****e in a speeding Black Camero just hit me, it was dark & it looked like DB's car but wasn't her driving"

Horhay beckoned him in and closed the door telling Ricker dont worry bud well get you sorted out but first things first, wee need you to get pants on.



He began to pace forward , the creatures were horrific and there was surely more ahead but going back in this storm was a certain death. The madness and horror which lay in Ninja Town was unclear but there clearly wasn't any other option.

"Here goes nothing". Man on fire growled as he began his descent into hell.

Just as Manonfire was setting out he heard clicking behind him in the distance so he turned in the direction of the noise, unable to see for the fog what it was he stood his ground. The sound was getting louder and heading for him, it was a familiar sound he had heard before but with it being dark & foggy his mind was racing & he couldn't place it. He squinted his eyes and could just start to make a shape out coming right at him.

The fog was slightly illuminated by the shape which added to the confusion but as it drew nearer he could see it was a horse a magnificent white stallion which explaining how the fog was lighter round it. The horse was just coming into view & the illuminated fog was clearing, Manonfire was just starting to relax & loosen his grip on his bat when he noticed a large dark figure riding the horse that he didnt see till now he jumped back one step and assumed a defensive pose......the horse stopped & a voice asked " was that mess back there your doing friend" Manon fire replied "why is it a friend of yours"......

"Nope sure wasnt, it used to be one of the Mother of all steelbooks evil demons, I would thank you if I knew your name".......Manonfire replied "I would tell you my name if I knew who I was speaking to.......friend"

The names Wreck & my travel companion is called Shadowfax.......Manonfire asked "Thee Wreck...Ninja town Wreck" ...None other was the reply. "Manonfire ....pleased to meet you" he replied. They spent another few minutes talking while Manonfire explained what happened & that the others fled mostly in the direction of ninja town. Wreck said "I better get back then would offer a ride but need to be on my way. Where are yo heading" Ninja town was the reply from Manonfire.....Head for Wrecks Pub it looks like trouble is on its way.....Will do Manonfire replied & in a flash Wreck was off into the night and what seemed no time was back outside the Pub. As he entered he was met with the mess inside blood & broken furniture everywhere. "Thank God your here" Lgans said ....What the hell has happened & wheres DB, Wreck asked......Lgans explaind the events and that DB was at the chemists with Tridon & added he seen from the window that others had gathered at Horhays...."stay here and answer the phone when it rings Wreck told Lgans......"Who the hell is going to call that I need to risk staying on my own for" Lgans asked ....."Just take the messages when they call and let me know, I'LL be at the chemists with a quick stop at Horhays to round up whoever is there..... Oh and in about 10 mins a fella with a mean look & a bat will walk in give him a beer & tell him its from Wreck.

'Do you see the blood squirting from Tridon's arm?'

The radio on the counter, though only crackling said ......contest ends 11/3....win one of 10 Steelbooks from movies-blu-ray.nl for being part of this adventure...head over to hidefninja.com and add to the story.....' and then The door opened and in walked Wreck with Horhay Cooey & Ricker who was shouting "DB is that your Camero outside"

Hey DB, I see you've been busy.......Its about time you showed up Wreck where have you been?...... Tracking Demons ....its going to get messy Wreck added. "Drum18, Biscuitnoir, Bloodsnake007 dead, Brother B MIA Tridon messed up Greg lying dead in the street I would say its already messy.
Its going to get a lot worse Wreck replied.

Just as Snoo handed her the money from her back pocket, the phone on the counter rang.....Cooey picked it up and said its Lgans & he's wanting to speak to you Wreck.......just shout it out Cooey I will need to help DB with the bleeding. Cooey listened to the message and said "Wreck the fella turned up at the bar & there's been 2 calls" Who asked wreck.........Cooey asked Lgans and replied "Munsters40 is on his way & he is bringing a friend Jason Bourne who Munstars said will come in right handy" whats the other message, again Cooey asked & then said Lgans didnt get the name but the message just said 1804 I am on my way.

The second he said this DB Immediately turned to wreck and said you called the Highlander.........No other option DB if we loose... Ninja town will be gone.

Cooey hung the phone up and said who is the Highlander or 1804 or whoever he is.......Wreck replied Pud1804 a Huge Highlander originally from Scotland last of his kind a demon hunter. Whats so special about him then....1804 was the reply...what's that mean ? Thats how many demons he has sent back.

Now lets get this Bleeding stopped......

 

[Ricker]

Thank you, I will finally be out of this story

 

[Pud1804]

Thank you, I will finally be out of this story

No chance Bro your back in it with pants on angry sober and ready to Kick some Ass

 

[digitalbabe]

Thank you, I will finally be out of this story

Said Ricker, as DB threw her jacket and spare shirt around his naked body. 'You still do that naked running in the street thing, I see-thought you gave that up in High School?'. Just then Tridon awoke from his stupor, after having the rest of his arm bandaged.

Ricker dropped his cell phone. DB, without a thought bent down to pick it up, and when she rose, she remembered that Ricker was not wearing pants. AWKWARD!

As Tridon turned, Masterblaster walked in carrying a bag marked 'Media Markt' but it in were no Steelbooks-instead there were a bunch of bloody handtowels.

'It's not what you think....' he said, as they heard what sounded like motorcycles driving up to the pharmacy.....

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No chance Bro your back in it with pants on angry sober and ready to Kick some Ass

See, told you this disconnect would be funny, in my story he has no pants again

 

[Ricker]

Said Ricker, as DB threw her jacket and spare shirt around his naked body. 'You still do that naked running in the street thing, I see-thought you gave that up in High School?'. Just then Tridon awoke from his stupor, after having the rest of his arm bandaged.

Ricker dropped his cell phone. DB, without a thought bent down to pick it up, and when she rose, she remembered that Ricker was not wearing pants. AWKWARD!

As Tridon turned, Masterblaster walked in carrying a bag marked 'Media Markt' but it in were no Steelbooks-instead there were a bunch of bloody handtowels.

'It's not what you think....' he said, as they heard what sounded like motorcycles driving up to the pharmacy.....

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See, told you this disconnect would be funny, in my story he has no pants again

LMFAO

 

[Jason Bourne]

I wrote up a huge story to continue on only to have my browser have a error.... 45 minutes of writing gone!

If I feel like doing it again I will...

 

[Pud1804]

I wrote up a huge story to continue on only to have my browser have a error.... 45 minutes of writing gone!

If I feel like doing it again I will...

Do it or we will ask DB to send Naked Ricker round to ......discuss the matter further

 

[Ricker]

All Ricker wants to do is just run around the neighborhood naked. So DB decided, enough is enough. She got all of her Ninja Posse together and came up with a plan to run him down.
All the Ninja's jumped in their cars, off they were to put an end to Rickers Streaking.

Led by DB, they all raced up and down streets looking for that sicko. DB slams on the brakes and screams out of the car.
"There he is, get him"
All the Ninjas revved motors and then floored the gas pedal leaving rubber marks . He was not going to get away this time. DB was the first to strike Ricker down with a feeling of glee and pride. Next was Antman, he aimed for the head and it was a hit. Pud1804 followed suit. Drum18 wanted to mess up that magnificent body because he has always been jealous of Ricker and his magnificent body. The rest of the Ninjas just kept running over what was left of Ricker. They would go around the block just to keep running over the puddle of Flesh.

But wait, whats happening the puddle of flesh is being absorbed into the rubber painted road.