The Chuck Norris thread

Wreck

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Jan 26, 2009
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The Official Blu-clan Chuck thread lol



If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

On the 7th day God rested Chuck Norris took over.


Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and thus the creation of the giraffe
This **** is hilarious! For you Tony! lol

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
 
Time to dig this thread up again!

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house
Chuck Norris can squeeze apple juice out of a banana.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster.
Jalapenos think Chuck Norris is hot
Chuck Norris is the reason ET went home

CHUCKED
 
I think the "search" function on this site is a lil wonky, I searched for "Chuck" then "Norris" then "chuck norris" then all the same in just titles and this thread didn't come up on any of them. Anyway, I see it's stickied so maybe I can remember that for next time.

Anywhoo. read a joke this AM and thought it was witty, prolly old but here it is.

Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Schwarzenegger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is.
Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man."
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man."
Chuck Norris said....
"Get the f**k out of my chair."CHUCKED
 
haha nice. Search doesnt work with one or two words for the most part, otherwise it would pull up thousands of threads with just the word chuck in it.
 
i did get results when I went to "advanced" and just searched "chuck" i got all kinds of threads based on the TV series and another chuck norris thread of some sort but not this one. kinda bizarre I thought.