The Official Blu-clan Chuck thread lol
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This **** is hilarious! For you Tony! lol
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The Chuck Norris thread
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All of you guys are given a golden opportunity here to tease the "spelling police" here, and you totally miss it?I won't even point it out, but I think it's REALLY funny.
She put that there on purpose. That's what she calls Clint Eastwood lol
Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bull riding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee (WI) to pick up his dry cleaning.
The Chuck Norris thread dedicated to Tony Roach
I was looking for this thread the other day when I was watching Silent Rage. The search in tapatalk doesn't work that well I guess.
I was looking for this thread the other day when I was watching Silent Rage. The search in tapatalk doesn't work that well I guess.
Yes, thank you Rick! I always call him that cause he's Chris's idol.
More like Clit Beastwood.
Chuck Norris' Mom has a tattoo that says "Son"
That one is on the newest Dos Equis commercial for "The most interesting man in the world".
He wouldn't mind showing his feminine side, if he had one
What!? The real question is why hasn't this surfaced more in the past few weeks!
Chuck Norris was originally in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long... there was nothing left to kill.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris was originally in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long... there was nothing left to kill.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chucknorium hands down is the best of the bunch!!!!!!
And Rach don't start with the Chuck Hatin!!!! You know what happened last time to you and you're boy Jack Bauer last time!!!
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. the tsunamis were killing people.
As President Roosevelt said "We have nothing to fear but fear itself and Chuck Norris"
Black Holes are where space and time commit suicide out of fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. the tsunamis were killing people.
As President Roosevelt said "We have nothing to fear but fear itself and Chuck Norris"
Black Holes are where space and time commit suicide out of fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
He once at a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
He once at a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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