Beer contains female hormones!

tony_roach

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Feb 3, 2009
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District 13
This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Share this with the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
 
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i too was like, wait beer or beef?

funny stuff. and here i thought it was a legit thing. i was all ready to whip out my endocrine knowledge that we just got beaten over the head with the past month
 
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i too was like, wait beer or beef?

funny stuff. and here i thought it was a legit thing. i was all ready to whip out my endocrine knowledge that we just got beaten over the head with the past month

It actually is somewhat legit. It's nothing to worry about since they are in such trace amounts. It's along the same lines of eating 25 pounds of chocolate would give the same result of smoking pot. The amount needed to see the effects that we are talking about would be physiologically impossible for both.
 
:hilarious: you must have the biggest moobs on the planet then :hilarious::hilarious:

I have awoken many an early morn to the caressing of my own moobs... It's a good thing the wife has bigger boobs than my moobs, lest I be locked up in my bedroom all the time with me and my moobs.


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