Couple funnies

[Illiciter]

"Sorry about taking so long to show you my birth certificate... I was too busy killing Osama Bin Laden." - Obama

"I went to thesaurus.com and typed in "ninjas." The search results responded with, "Ninjas cannot be found." Well played, ninjas, well played."

"Osama shouldn't have used his real address on the PSN."

 

[Off_contstantly]

 

[MacDaddyOJack]

"Sorry about taking so long to show you my birth certificate... I was too busy killing Osama Bin Laden." - Obama

"I went to thesaurus.com and typed in "ninjas." The search results responded with, "Ninjas cannot be found." Well played, ninjas, well played."

"Osama shouldn't have used his real address on the PSN."

I laughed hard at the last one

 

[Horhay]

The last one was funny!

 

[firetrap]

Spent £40 on ebay last week for a penis enlarger. Just opened it and some cheeky bastards sent me a f*cking magnifying glass

 

[richardclayton1978]

Ha ha