Jubulani get disapproval stamp from NASA

Jan 27, 2009
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Jabulani get disapproval stamp from NASA

If you've been following World Cup tourneys through the noughties, you'll have noticed that criticizing the official tournament ball has turned into something of an unspoken tradition. The latest offender of football purists' stringent standards is the Adidas Jabulani ball, which was introduced especially for World Cup 2010. That wouldn't be notable in itself, but this time it's apparently gotten bad enough for NASA to pipe up and drop some science on the subject. The aerodynamics experts (at least we hope they're experts) of the American space agency have said that the 440-gram ball becomes unpredictable when propelled at over 44mph, resulting in the unnatural swerves and deviations that have been plaguing footballers this year. So there you have it, England, Italy and France: a rock solid excuse to pin your lackadaisical exhibitions of mediocrity this year -- it was the ball's fault.
 
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They'll be blaming the vuvuzelas soon too.... something about how the extra loud sound waves eminating from the front of the horn causes an adverse flight path.... NASA will soon back it up with some stupid and miniscule data that is only applicable under perfect conditions....

Everyone is playing with the same ball! Sheesh
 
:hilarious: It's been a problem for the past 3 world cups move away from Adidas and let Nike fix the problem. After all 60% of the leagues around the world use their balls without complaints, can't FIFA take a freaking note?!

Anyway, all these are just excuses...like MacdaddyOjack just said "Everyone is playing with the same ball!"
 
:hilarious: It's been a problem for the past 3 world cups move away from Adidas and let Nike fix the problem. After all 60% of the leagues around the world use their balls without complaints, can't FIFA take a freaking note?!

Anyway, all these are just excuses...like MacdaddyOjack just said "Everyone is playing with the same ball!"


Yeah and FIFA does not care about quality anyway,its all about who pays the most to fifa for the rights,its like the xbox getting everything first,its far from a better console but microsoft are willing to waste the money,and sony is not