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A week later than we originally planned, but just got back from seeing this with my dad... good fun overall, and it was great to see Matt Damon back in the Bourne role! I found a lot of it to be a bit predictable though and it was so obviously an unnecessary cash-in film (Ultimatum ended it perfectly IMO), but I ain't really complaining. :D
4 out of five is a lot for a so-so, cash-in picture, no? 4 out of five is one away from perfect.(n)
 
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A week later than we originally planned, but just got back from seeing this with my dad... good fun overall, and it was great to see Matt Damon back in the Bourne role! I found a lot of it to be a bit predictable though and it was so obviously an unnecessary cash-in film (Ultimatum ended it perfectly IMO), but I ain't really complaining. :D
That Vegas car chase :thumbs:
Predictable? Yes; Cash-in? May be; Fun to watch? 100%
 
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4 out of five is a lot for a so-so, cash-in picture, no? 4 out of five is one away from perfect.(n)
Maybe my comment did come across as a bit too negative... but the point I was trying to make was that despite its faults, I still really enjoyed it! :)

That Vegas car chase :thumbs:
Predictable? Yes; Cash-in? May be; Fun to watch? 100%
The car chase was awesome! It was like something straight out of F&F, which obviously ain't a bad thing. :D
 
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I'd actually say more realistic than recent F&Fs. :LOL::whistle:


Best movie of 2016 so far :thumbs:
Apart from the fact that the SWAT van didn't have a single scratch on it for most of the chase lol. But yeah... pretty much anything is more realistic than F&F nowadays. :p

Without a doubt! The only films I can see knocking it from my #1 spot are Rogue One and/or Neon Demon.
 
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Yeah, I am VERY behind on films. The problem is, whenever I see a bad film, my instinct is to rewatch a film I like that I haven't seen in awhile the next time. Y'know- a Guaranteed good time!
When I recently got the Shout release of Manhunter, I rewatched that. Such a Great flick. I hadn't seen the theatrical cut in a while. It is one of those films that has about 5 different versions. And I would love to make my own cut! (Things I like from one, things I don't from the other, etc.).
I immediately wanted to slap in Thief afterwards (as it is the spiritual brother of Manhunter) - but alas, one has to sleep too!
*btw- if ID4 was a "turn off your brain" entertainment, IDR requires that you rip your brain from your skull and punt it into the next county....and (the other worst part) the VFX aren't even very good.
But I learned that you can be in a coma for 20 years, and wake up and just walk around, no prob.:bored:
++++++++++++ to Manhunter!

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I almost thought that I was going crazy, but then I remembered that another literally horrible art fart Amour won an Oscar in 2012 too. I tend to be more harsh to dull and failed "serious" films than to mediocre popcorn trash. It seemed like the film didn't care about anything, so neither did I. The only thing I'm not sure about is the question whether László Nemes is "Haneke who is able to make masterpieces" or "Haneke who prefers smelling his own rotten eggs and makes Funny Games twice".
 
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I almost thought that I was going crazy, but then I remembered that another literally horrible art fart Amour won an Oscar in 2012 too. I tend to be more harsh to dull and failed "serious" films than to mediocre popcorn trash. It seemed like the film didn't care about anything, so neither did I. The only thing I'm not sure about is the question whether László Nemes is "Haneke who is able to make masterpieces" or "Haneke who prefers smelling his own rotten eggs and makes Funny Games twice".
Manhunter is da bomb!!
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I read from some review that "Illumination Entertainment is seriously starting to challenge Disney". I don't know in which way, but at least they are winning in trying to make children braindead.

I'm sure if you go back and see who that was a quote from, he was probably from Buttmunch Weekly or SixtySecondreviewFromMyBasement Daily - no one worth their salt would make such an asinine claim!-----

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I almost thought that I was going crazy, but then I remembered that another literally horrible art fart Amour won an Oscar in 2012 too. I tend to be more harsh to dull and failed "serious" films than to mediocre popcorn trash. It seemed like the film didn't care about anything, so neither did I. The only thing I'm not sure about is the question whether László Nemes is "Haneke who is able to make masterpieces" or "Haneke who prefers smelling his own rotten eggs and makes Funny Games twice".[/QUOTE]

I have said it before, and I will say it again: Michael Haneke needs a hug. Living your life as a bitter person or a happy person is a choice. Unfortunately, Michael Hanake is miserable, and wants everyone to be miserable with him. His films (though sometimes interesting) are Narciccistic exercises in "smell-the-glove" cinema.
As for SON OF SAUL - I read that the man conceit was that it was shot with shallow focus, so your always in the actor's space with his surroundings fuzzy (a purposeful artistic decision). I guess you didn't enjoy that? (I have yet to see it.)
 
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I read from some review that "Illumination Entertainment is seriously starting to challenge Disney". I don't know in which way, but at least they are winning in trying to make children braindead.

I'm sure if you go back and see who that was a quote from, he was probably from Buttmunch Weekly or SixtySecondreviewFromMyBasement Daily - no one worth their salt would make such an asinine claim!-----
I have said it before, and I will say it again: Michael Haneke needs a hug. Living your life as a bitter person or a happy person is a choice. Unfortunately, Michael Hanake is miserable, and wants everyone to be miserable with him. His films (though sometimes interesting) are Narciccistic exercises in "smell-the-glove" cinema.
As for SON OF SAUL - I read that the man conceit was that it was shot with shallow focus, so your always in the actor's space with his surroundings fuzzy (a purposeful artistic decision). I guess you didn't enjoy that? (I have yet to see it.)
Very true about Haneke. In my mind Amour was compared to Son of Saul many times when I was watching: Suffering, suffering, suffering. Yeah, cool. Very visionary to show suffering as an every day thing when the camera man, main character - no one cares. I didn't. I didn't feel a thing before the ending.The film didn't offer me anything to think about. The film didn't offer me any other point of view than a blank faced guy going around and people suffering in the background. That's how my experience went like, and the only way to interpret the whole mess would be to treat it as a metafilm where I as a viewer am supposed to suffer too and the film is showing me the middle finger for staying there at the cinema to the end (Funny Games). Suffering for the sake of suffering is something I really dislike in films, you actually need to go somewhere with it (Requiem for a Dream, a masterpiece).
 
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Very true about Haneke. In my mind Amour was compared to Son of Saul many times when I was watching: Suffering, suffering, suffering. Yeah, cool. Very visionary to show suffering as an every day thing when the camera man, main character - no one cares. I didn't. I didn't feel a thing before the ending.The film didn't offer me anything to think about. The film didn't offer me any other point of view than a blank faced guy going around and people suffering in the background. That's how my experience went like, and the only way to interpret the whole mess would be to treat it as a metafilm where I as a viewer am supposed to suffer too and the film is showing me the middle finger for staying there at the cinema to the end (Funny Games). Suffering for the sake of suffering is something I really dislike in films, you actually need to go somewhere with it (Requiem for a Dream, a masterpiece).
Excellent explanation of your thoughts on the film... I understand.
(Regarding Haneke)That's why I can't stand Hanake. He is a walking contradiction. He uses violence to decry violence (?!!) and then tries to indict you, the viewer, for watching it!
(That hypocritical logic is like going on a murder spree in protest of murder).
Life is short - I have no time for bitter little men like Hanake and his hate for humanity.
I totally agree, that films about the dark side of human condition are fine when they illuminate. If they don't illuminate, then they become, dare I say it: Misery Porn.
Based on your review I would be better off watching SCHINDLER'S LIST again instead. (Which is a great film I have seen at least 15 times: because it is also good storytelling, not just wallowing).
 
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well I'm been trying to catch up on some serious viewing over the past month........
 
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Excellent explanation of your thoughts on the film... I understand.
(Regarding Haneke)That's why I can't stand Hanake. He is a walking contradiction. He uses violence to decry violence (?!!) and then tries to indict you, the viewer, for watching it. Life is short - I have no time for bitter little men like Hanake and his hate for humanity.
I totally agree, that films about the dark side of human condition are fine when they illuminate. If they don't illuminate, then they become, dare I say it: Misery Porn.
Based on your review I would be better off watching SCHINDLER'S LIST again instead. (Which is a great film I have seen at least 15 times: because it is also good storytelling, not just wallowing).
Misery porn is a good term. Some of the most acclaimed films have "lately" fallen into that category (even The Revenant was really more misery porn than I would have wished for if I have to be honest, but I was still able to enjoy it). Pure bitterness is not something I seek from films either, if it was my favourite director wouldn't certainly be Hayao Miyazaki. Son of Saul as an experience felt so controversial that I'm surprised everyone is praising it (but once again, Haneke's farts). It is stylish indeed, but unlike your mention Schindler's List, it's nothing but style. It's a weird case, even the critic I most of the times agree with wrote about most of my thoughts... but gave it four stars. Shrug. One more mention: When a film uses intense face zooms and handles a sensitive topic, I want a master actor who can break me without even a flinch (like Anthony Hopkins) and not just a guy who looks like an *******. I wonder if you will like this film when you decide to watch it.
 
Pure bitterness is not something I seek from films either, if it was my favourite director wouldn't certainly be Hayao Miyazaki. I wonder if you will like this film when you decide to watch it.
Miyazaki would be the polar opposite of Haneke. His films celebrate life. He doesn't shy away from the realities of sorrow and sadness, but uses them as a part of the human experience.
And about that critic: I'm glad you know the secret to reading critcism- find a critic who you understand and use them as a yardstick. I always used Roger Ebert. I only agreed with him about 50% of the time...But when he didn't like something, I knew exactly where he was coming from (even if I disagreed) because I had read him for so long, that I knew how his mind worked. In that way, a dissenting opinion is still helpful. I knew Roger would almost always hate a David Lynch film, and always give a pass to anything Star Wars (he loved the prequels).

-"I wonder if you will like this film when you decide to watch it."
I would change the "when" to an "if"...The older I get, I find that my time is a commodity to not be wasted.
Lately thee have been a lot of films on the subject. Maybe too many. It is not one to be taken lightly, and maybe we should always have films made to remember so that we may not forget.
But, at the same time, it is rare that I find myself deciding that I want, for the evening, to take a cinematic stroll through Auschwitz...no matter how noble the film. And if I did, I would probably take a look at something I haven't seen by a more established master - Like Polanski's The Pianist.
I haven't seen that, despite loving Polanski films. Because, again - I don't often feel the want to experience that.
And it is a strange phenomenon, but I have seen it quite a few times in recent years: when a reviewer castigates a film, and points out all its shortcomings and flaws...and then ends by giving it a high score!!(n):OMG: What?!!
*Critic peer pressure.
It exists.
*'Critic Peer Pressure': see Ghostbusters 2016*
 
As a rule I personally want to be entertained so you're more likely to see me watching a 50's movie like Them! than as was described early on a film that's "misery porn" - I don't feel comfortable watching films about subjects like the Holocaust. For me that's more the TV documentary area. Like the brilliant and powerful "World at War" episode or Nazis: A Warning from History. I just feel cinema is wrong somehow for that sort of subject mater. It never works for me.....
 
As a footnote to this, I saw Schindler's List in the cinema. While it engaged my attention, it's not a film I've seen since or would wish too watch again. Certain areas of cinema I would watch once (if at all) and certainly not watch again.
 
Miyazaki would be the polar opposite of Haneke. His films celebrate life. He doesn't shy away from the realities of sorrow and sadness, but uses them as a part of the human experience.
And about that critic: I'm glad you know the secret to reading critcism- find a critic who you understand and use them as a yardstick. I always used Roger Ebert. I only agreed with him about 50% of the time...But when he didn't like something, I knew exactly where he was coming from (even if I disagreed) because I had read him for so long, that I knew how his mind worked. In that way, a dissenting opinion is still helpful. I knew Roger would almost always hate a David Lynch film, and always give a pass to anything Star Wars (he loved the prequels).

-"I wonder if you will like this film when you decide to watch it."
I would change the "when" to an "if"...The older I get, I find that my time is a commodity to not be wasted.
Lately thee have been a lot of films on the subject. Maybe too many. It is not one to be taken lightly, and maybe we should always have films made to remember so that we may not forget.
But, at the same time, it is rare that I find myself deciding that I want, for the evening, to take a cinematic stroll through Auschwitz...no matter how noble the film. And if I did, I would probably take a look at something I haven't seen by a more established master - Like Polanski's The Pianist.
I haven't seen that, despite loving Polanski films. Because, again - I don't often feel the want to experience that.
And it is a strange phenomenon, but I have seen it quite a few times in recent years: when a reviewer castigates a film, and points out all its shortcomings and flaws...and then ends by giving it a high score!!(n):OMG: What?!!
*Critic peer pressure.
It exists.
*'Critic Peer Pressure': see Ghostbusters 2016*
Actually I was going to say that Haneke is like an evil twin of Miyazaki, even the looks match. :D Oh yes, Roger Ebert, the other critic site I bother to read (the one I was talking about is Finnish). His reviews quite often have very interesting insights even when I didn't agree and I always love to go to the site after watching a film & see if he had written a review. I still keep checking the site and read the new reviews, but of course it's not quite the same with him gone.

Personally, I'm tired of Holocaust films. Even more I'm tired of meaningless suffering. I don't need that rubbed into my face, and every time I see a cold film without any emotions makes me momentarily forget why I love watching films. Some critics claim that we need films like Son of Saul, do we really? We read horror stories from the news every day. I'd rather say that we need films like Spirited Away and Cloud Atlas, that inspire and tell that even with all the trouble and worries it's good to be alive. And valuable lessons like Schindler's List. Without heartless suffering I can live.
 
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