Okay, so an elderly co-worker of mine has informed me that he accidentally took a full dose of his "water" pill when he should have only taken a half dose. So now he's running to the toilet every 10 minutes to take a leak...
so far I've gotten:
"It's alright, just go with the flow"
"Hey, don't let it get you down, just sail on the high seas"
"You know, the best thing would be to avoid thinking about fountains, running water, fire hydrants, the color yellow......."
"Hey, is your arthritis ok? Just wondering because you're looking really fluid today!"
I'm quickly "running out" and need more ideas!
Today went from boring to awesome in like .01 seconds
edit: Someone asked hows it going I said, "I don't know, hey Jack, how IS it going?"
oh man.. I'm a 3 year old today
so far I've gotten:
"It's alright, just go with the flow"
"Hey, don't let it get you down, just sail on the high seas"
"You know, the best thing would be to avoid thinking about fountains, running water, fire hydrants, the color yellow......."
"Hey, is your arthritis ok? Just wondering because you're looking really fluid today!"
I'm quickly "running out" and need more ideas!
Today went from boring to awesome in like .01 seconds
edit: Someone asked hows it going I said, "I don't know, hey Jack, how IS it going?"
oh man.. I'm a 3 year old today
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