The Brits Can't Handle Their Liquor???

Apr 17, 2009
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UK bans drinking contests, other boozy promotions

LONDON – Officials will ban drinking contests in bars and force pub owners to offer patrons tap water in a bid to help tackle Britain's boozy culture, the government said Tuesday.

Doctors and health lobbyists said, however, that the government had failed to wield its most effective weapon — the imposition of minimum price controls on alcohol.

The raft of new measures is "better than nothing," according to Carys Davis, spokeswoman for the Alcohol Concern charity. She said "it does seem tame," although she acknowledged that the ban on drinking contests and other promotions could help control bingeing.

Alcohol consumption has emerged as a political issue in recent years in Britain. Weekends see many town centers awash with young people staggering from one bar to the next, and government statistics suggest the country's alcohol-related death rate has doubled since 1991.

Last year Chief Medical Officer Liam Donaldson suggested price controls could lead to nearly 100,000 fewer hospital admissions and 45,000 fewer crimes a year.

Home Secretary Alan Johnson told BBC radio Tuesday that he hadn't ruled out minimum pricing, but he didn't want to penalize "responsible drinkers on low incomes."

The new rules — expected to come into affect this year after being approved by Parliament — would ban speed-drinking competitions and all-you-can-drink offers. Bars would be required to offer drinks in smaller measures and tap water for free.

The rules are similar to a voluntary code drawn up by the Beer and Pub Association and adopted by much of Britain's alcohol industry in 2005. The code called for ending "irresponsible promotions," including all-you-can-drink offers, but a 2008 government-ordered report said the standards were being widely ignored. "The industry has so far proved that it isn't able to regulate itself," Davis said.

The Beer and Pub Association said it supported measures to deal with problem drinking, but said the government was unfairly targeting bars because most of Britain's booze was now being sold through supermarkets.
"Pubs are struggling, and the country is in recession. This is not the time for the Home Office to be burying business in yet more unnecessary red tape," association chief executive Brigid Simmonds said.
 
LOL Should be some from xmas/new years. Depends how many we posted since then. I think it holds 80 pics and overwrites the oldest one.


They would of been overwrited by now lol

I will find one of me passed out on the floor when i got so drunk i locked myself in a toilet and couldnt get out lol
 
yeah i was so drunk i didnt know how to turn the key and open it lol



I think the most drunk I've been was when I was on a canoe trip and had gravity reverse itself. I was in the bathroom and on my way in felt great, on my way out I grabbed the lightswitch to turn it off and INSTANTLY felt my feet rotating up and over my head and backwards in a constant backflip. My body then began the evacuation procedure to get all the poison out of my body and locating the toilet while doing backflips is not as easy as it sounds. To complicate matters, while I was puking my body flipped on emergency mode and called for everybody out, all exits, so now I had to figure out a way to throw up and poop while doing backflips. Somehow I managed to maneuver a trash can in front of me and get my pants clear to get the job done... perhaps a half hour to an hour (i really can't fathom the actual time I was in the bathroom) my bro began banging on the door saying I needa get the hell out because people have to piss (There was only one bathroom, and I was in the middle of slaying it). Eventually my body slowed down to intermittent convulsions and my bro was able to drag my sorry butt outside and wouldn't let me go to sleep until I was able to drink and keep down a glass of water. God bless him, even though he was pissed!

I woke up to 9 or 10 plastic orange bowls lining the bed around me, the feeling that I was a collapsing neutron star, and my mom yelling, "WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR BREAKFAST!!!!"


Those bacon and hashbrowns weren't even appetizing.. what made things worse is my mom handed me about 12 bud lights for the float trip that day and I almost ralphed just looking at them. When we went to float down the river I just laid in the canoe and let the river do with me what it wished.

"Never again!" I said, "Beer is bad!" I said, "I'm done with alcohol!" I said...

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