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The Chuck Norris thread
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin....it's decendants are known today as Giraffes!!!
There are only two things that can cut diamonds...other diamonds and chuck norris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin....it's decendants are known today as Giraffes!!!
There are only two things that can cut diamonds...other diamonds and chuck norris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Can't pass up some Chuck Norris!
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
??Chuck Norris can divide by Zero
If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win, Forever
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling "bang"
??Chuck Norris can divide by Zero
If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win, Forever
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling "bang"
Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck doesn't run
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double when doing crying scenes
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know. Except for the definition of mercy.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and WON
Chuck Norris uses tabasco suace for eye drops
ONLY Chuck Norris can prevent forrest fires.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Love does not hurt, Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double when doing crying scenes
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know. Except for the definition of mercy.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and WON
Chuck Norris uses tabasco suace for eye drops
ONLY Chuck Norris can prevent forrest fires.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Love does not hurt, Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
There is no such thing as Bigfoot. Any sightings were Chuck Norris after he didn't shave for a day.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
