[CONCLUDED] Naughtius Maximus's clearout (Giveaway) PART V

[Naughtius Maximus]

*WINNERS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED ON PAGE 4*

Morning/Afternoon/Evening all Ninjas,

I've got some more steels to give-away, so I thought I'd offer you guys the chance to take these off my hands for FREE!!!

Here are the Play.com films up for grabs (from Left to Right):

1) Incredible Hulk
2) Pitch Black
3) A-Team
4) The Untouchables
5) War of the Worlds
6) Battle Royale
7) Transformers
8) Watchmen (tear on front, mint)
9) Hellboy II
10) Kick-Ass (open/mint)

All you have to do is:

A) State which films you'd like to win!
B) State the FUNNIEST film you've ever seen - with a quote from it

There is no limit to how many you want to go in for... the winner(s) is/are responsible for any costs involved inc shipping and so on.

Thats it! Entries will close Sunday 20th January @ midnight (UK time!). The winner(s) will be picked at random...and announced on Monday 21st at 20:00BST.
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[pmwhelan]

Battle Royale

Sorry for the lengthy quote!

Swingers

Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
Trent: A day.
Mike: Tomorrow.
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent: Yeah.
Mike: So two days?
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we ****ed. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue: Six days.

 

[Apinamakina]

A)
8) Watchmen

B)
This is pretty hard question for me since I don't really watch comedys but I choose Tropic Thunder and the line of Robert Downey Jr.: "Here's my mother****ing farm!"



Maybe this is more badass than funny but I choose this anyway.

 

[ThiagoCunha]

Amazing give-away, Naughtius Maximus.
Thanks, man!

A)
2) Pitch Black
4) The Untouchables
5) War of the Worlds
6) Battle Royale

B) The funniest film i've ever seen is Shaun of the Dead.
An excellent zombie comedy! And, for a quote, one from Shaun:
"Come and get it! It's a running buffet!"

 

[kbr1656]

A)
1. Pitch Black
2. A-Team
3. Transformers
4. Kick-Ass

B) Airplane!
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

Thanks for the giveaway.

 

[Zelos]

Awesome give-away, thanks!

A) Battle Royale
The A-Team
War of the Worlds

B) Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

It was really hard to pick just one quote from this hilarious movie, but here we go (it's really the whole scene that does it, but here is a small section of it):

Ricky Bobby: You say you're French?
Jean Girard: Oui.
[sounds like 'We']
Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.
Jean Girard: That's from China.
Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
Jean Girard: Italy.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.
Jean Girard: Mexico.
Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and ze *******.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.
Ricky Bobby: Hey.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Well that last one's pretty cool.
Jean Girard: And do you know soixante-neuf? With the head near the...that bit? We came up with it.
Herschell: Yeah? Well we invented the missionary position... You're welcome.

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[DADDYCOOL187]

Great give away

I would like The Untouchables & The A-Team


This scene from Bad Santa
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[CollectorEmtee]

Awesome give-away!

Here are my answers:

A: Untouchables, Pitch Black
B: Family Guy presents Stewie Griffin The Untold Story

Stewie Griffin: Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person
Brian Griffin: You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do.
Stewie Griffin: oh, you mean by being sauced all day! Wait a minute! Of Course! That's it! If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight!

...

Brian Griffin: You're drunk!
Stewie Griffin: [slurred] You're sexy!

 

[Wootball]

1) Incredible Hulk
2) Pitch Black
3) A-Team
4) The Untouchables
5) War of the Worlds
7) Transformers
9) Hellboy II
10) Kick-Ass (open/mint)

B) The funniest movie I've seen is my guilty pleasure BASEketball

Joseph R. Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Yeah I could.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No. Dude, you're a little *****!
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
Joseph R. Cooper: 'Cause you're a piece of ****.
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not a piece of ****!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Yeah, but you're a little *****.
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

 

[poncholo]

1: The Incredible Hulk
4: The Untouchables
5: War of the Wrolds


B) Step Brothers has some of the funniest lines

Dale ~ The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

Dale ~ That's so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Brennan ~ I tea-bagged your drum set!


Thanks for the giveaway Naughtius Maximus

 

[sirdizzy]

Man this is going to make me feel greedy because I have none of those movies, so I eliminated one I had in G1

1) Incredible Hulk
2) Pitch Black
3) A-Team
4) The Untouchables
5) War of the Worlds
6) Battle Royale
8) Watchmen (tear on front, mint)
9) Hellboy II
10) Kick-Ass (open/mint)

I am going to go with UHF for the funniest movie of all time with the quote
"If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy. "

 

[ajninfedih]

A - Hellboy 2 or Transformers.

B - What's Up Doc?

Judy: "Eunice!? There's a person named Eunice?"
------
Fritz: "Young miss, may I help you please?"
Judy: "Yes, I was wondering if my friends are still here. They're visiting from the um... New Hebrides and I believe they're in Room 1717."
Fritz: "I'm sorry, but that room is vacant."
Judy: "I don't understand. They told me they would be in Room 1717 at the Hotel Crystal."
Fritz: "This is the Bristol, madam, not the Crystal."
Judy: "Then one of us must be in the wrong hotel."
------
Fritz: "Ah, Mrs. Van Hoskins. It's so nice to have you back with us."
Mrs. Van Hoskins: "Thank you, Hans."
Fritz: "Fritz."
Mrs. Van Hoskins: "What happened to Hans?"
Fritz: "There is no Hans, Mrs. Van Hoskins, there is only me, Fritz."
Mrs. Van Hoskins: "Oh, what a shame!"
Fritz: [ringing his bell] "Boy!"
Mrs. Van Hoskins: "Now Franz, I'm going to take this with me. There are some things I need tonight, and tomorrow I want you to put it in the hotel safe for me."
------
Howard: "First, there was this trouble between me and Hugh."
Judge Maxwell: "You and me?"
Howard: "No, not you, Hugh."
Hugh: "I am Hugh."
Judge Maxwell: "You are me?"
Hugh: "No, I am Hugh."
Judge Maxwell: "Stop saying that. Make him stop saying that."

 

[Chandler_90]

Great Giveaway!

I'm interested in the following:

2) Pitch Black
3) A-Team
4) The Untouchables
9) Hellboy II

Another vote for Tropic Thunder...

Not sure i can use the full quote.. but it involves licking a shaft.

Amazing film to see in such an excitedly charged cinema!

 

[darczap]

Excellent giveaway! Thanks.

Borat always cracks me up.

Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Borat: A-why not?
Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: [stunned] WHAT...? You joke?
Driving Instructor: It must be consensual. How 'bout that?
Borat: Ahahahahaha!
Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?
Borat: [stops laughing] Is not good for me.

I would be interested in The Untouchables, A-Team, Kick Ass, War of the Worlds and Battle Royale.

 

[EPHiCS]

6) Battle Royale
2) Pitch Black
7) Transformers
1) Incredible Hulk

Funniest movie, The 40 Year Old Virgin.
"You know what? We are not coming to your ****ing party okay? **** you! Go **** a goat!"

 

[dvdjunkie]

I'd like to be entered for them all minus A Team as I thought that film was utter pants Lol.

I'm going to go with my favourite recent funny film which really cheered me up and that is Pitch Perfect.

Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
Fat Amy: Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: Oh, here it comes. Lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: Wait... what?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whoop, there it is!

 

[classified01]

1) War of the worlds
2) Dumb & Dumber
3) "Big gulps huh? Alrighht...well see ya later"

Thanks for doing this!

 

[Bluprint]

Funniest Movie Ever!

A) Kick-A$$, Watchmen, A-Team, The Hulk, Transformers, Untouchables (all or anyone from these would be awesome)

B) Fear of a Black Hat (1993) - The funniest movie I have ever seen in my life! After years I just watched it again and yep it still is

My quote is the first verse in the song "My Peanuts" featured in the 1993 film, "Fear of a Black Hat" the Hi-Def Ninja Exclusive Clip Version!!! Enjoy!!!

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Lyrics Quotes:

Spoiler

"Well they're low cholesterol and high protein
hotter than a Mexican jumping bean
Have em dry roasted or vacuum packed
my peanuts come alive when you open that sack
Smoother than jiff, and fresher than planters
my peanuts exceed all standards
Def enough to knock you to your knees
and even planters don't crack no nuts like these
My peanuts!"

Thanks for the giveaway and congrats to who ever wins!

 

[Nedan]

Thanks for the awesome give-away


1) A-Team and The Untouchables

2) Ace Ventura - Pet detective Qoute: "Like a glove"
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[Kuzco]

Would like to win:

1st: Incredible Hulk
2nd:The Untouchables
3rd: Battle Royale
4th: Watchmen (tear on front, mint)
5th: Hellboy II

The funniest movie I've ever seen:

Galaxy Quest!!!!!

Jason Nesmith: As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender.

 

[vurt]

2) Ace Ventura - Pet detective Qoute: "Like a glove"

LMAO I still say that sometimes when I park!