[CONCLUDED] Naughtius Maximus's clearout (Giveaway) PART V

[Naughtius Maximus]

*WINNERS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED ON PAGE 4*

Morning/Afternoon/Evening all Ninjas,

I've got some more steels to give-away, so I thought I'd offer you guys the chance to take these off my hands for FREE!!!

Here are the Play.com films up for grabs (from Left to Right):

1) Incredible Hulk
2) Pitch Black
3) A-Team
4) The Untouchables
5) War of the Worlds
6) Battle Royale
7) Transformers
8) Watchmen (tear on front, mint)
9) Hellboy II
10) Kick-Ass (open/mint)

All you have to do is:

A) State which films you'd like to win!
B) State the FUNNIEST film you've ever seen - with a quote from it

There is no limit to how many you want to go in for... the winner(s) is/are responsible for any costs involved inc shipping and so on.

Thats it! Entries will close Sunday 20th January @ midnight (UK time!). The winner(s) will be picked at random...and announced on Monday 21st at 20:00BST.
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[bobafettish66]

untouchables or war of the worlds.

gonna say south park the movie, just to quote the tv show cause i love sharing it with others(there'll be a movie quote too)

tv quote

steve Irwin : crikey this grizzly bear has the strength of over 10 Morgan freeman's.

movie quote

Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

 

[Harpua626]

1- the Incredible Hulk
2 - Pitch Black
3 - Hellboy 2

Funniest movie: Spaceballs
Quote: "DARK HELMET: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
LONE STARR: What?
DARK HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
LONE STARR: What's that make us?
DARK HELMET: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become."

 

[spartan]

thank you for that mate

I would like to win:

1) Incredible Hulk
2) Watchmen
3) Battle Royale
4) Transformers
5) War of the Worlds
6) Kick-Ass (open/mint)
7) A-Team
8) The Untouchables
9) Pitch Black
10) Hellboy II

One of my favourites comedies of all time must be Stursky and Hutch

Favourite scene when they are in a party and Ben Stiller is saying "DO IT, DO IT". Just great

 

[Naughtius Maximus]

Just to clear things up, are you drawing 10 winners (1 per steel) or 1 Winner takes all?

10 Winners Unless you're a lucky bugger and win more than one

 

[TakingYoSteelz]

Wow, thank you so much for this opportunity. I would love

1) Watchmen
2) Transformers
3) War of The Worlds
4) The A Team

Not the funniest but one I think is funny from recent years is Stepbrothers.

Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] "You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus!"

 

[CyberAthlete]

Oh man. You're far too generous.
I'll go with:

1) Incredible Hulk
2) Pitch Black
4) The Untouchables
7) Transformers
8) Watchmen (tear on front, mint)

The funniest movie i've ever seen: Brain Donors (1992) with John Turturro

Rocco Melonchek: We'll have to perform a full rectum-ology.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Fondue, an epidemic! drop those pants... Not you, the patient.
Doctor: I thought you were cardiologists...
Rocco Melonchek: Uh, well, they're all connected, we enter the rectum and head north.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Why do you think we have such long instruments?

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Roland T. Flakfizer: Lillian, I could make love to you right here.
Lillian Oglethorpe: Roland, let's keep this professional.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Fine. I'll charge you fifty bucks a pop.

 

[Munstarz40]

Thanks for the giveaway Maximus!

1) Incredible Hulk
2) Pitch Black
5) War of the Worlds
6) Battle Royale
7) Transformers

Funniest film I have seen is Step Brothers with Will Ferrell and a funny quote from the movie is:

Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

 

[jpaserman]

4) The Untouchables
5) War of the Worlds
6) Battle Royale
Kick ass

funniest film ive seen in a long time is ted and my favorite line was when there sitting on the couch

Mark Whalberg- I think shes expecting something big
Ted- What like anal

 

[Pickersmadrid]

Thanks for the give Away!!!

I would love to have:

The intouchables
War of the worlds

Mine is a documentary and its not a comedy but it is so funny. Highly Recomended

American Movie:

Mark Borchardt: Do you think this is a little bit cathartic for you?
Friend/Musician: Uh, very cathartic, Mark.
Mark Borchardt: Do you know what cathartic means?
Friend/Musician: No.

 

[tenderheartbear]

Not to be greedy so I'd like either War of the Worlds or Transformers (the choice is yours).

It's got to be Airplane! A movie so full of quotes it's unreal...

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Old Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Old Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

And the classic...

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

 

[steelbook95060]

thanks for the contest

1. watchmen, untouchables, hulk
2. funniest movie: caddyshack
3. quote by Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

 

[spass]

Great give away NM!

4) The Untouchables
10) Kick-Ass (open/mint)

Funniest film:

The Big Lebowski

The Dude: What's in the ****in' carrier?

Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

The Dude: You brought the ****in' Pomeranian bowling?

Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ****ing beer. He's not taking your ****ing turn, Dude.

The Dude: Man, if my ****in' ex-wife asked me to take care of her ****in' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go **** herself.

 

[pi2loc]

Great giveaway!

1.

Hulk
War of the Worlds
Transformers
Watchmen
Kick-Ass
A-Team
Pitch Black

2.

Not the funniest movie I've seen but from 21 Jump Street

"When I'm talkin' to him I'm talkin' to him, when I say "shut the f**k up, I'm talkin' to you"

 

[chansey]

Thanks for the giveaway

1) Kick-Ass
2) A-Team

 

[altermann]

Thanks for the giveaway!

A) Battle Royale, Watchmen, War of the Worlds, Transformers, Hellboy II, Kick-ass

B) From "The Hangover"

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: [yells from outside] Paging Dr. ******. Dr. ******!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. ******.

 

[entreri]

A) A-Team, Transformers, Hellboy 2

B) Tropic Thunder

Kirk Lazarus: Think he's done. Cover me!
Kevin Sandusky: How do we cover him?

Thanks for the giveaway!

 

[stument]

A) Kickass, War Of The Worlds, Battle Royale
B) Anchorman

Quote:

Brian Fantana: I mean come on, Ed, it's bullcrap! Don't get me wrong, I loves the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact!
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: ****! Sh-- it's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Brian Fantana: Mm-hmm!
Brick Tamland: Loud noises!
Ed Harken: Look, she's not gonna take anyone's airtime, okay?
Brick Tamland: [voice quavering] I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation!
Brian Fantana: [somberly] Well that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

PS - Thanks for the giveaway bud! Very generous of you!

 

[Naughtius Maximus]

Last bump before deadline tonight!

 

[quick812]

I'm in for Battle Royale, War of the Worlds and Kick-Ass.
Hangover was really funny to watch. Can't reayy pick a quote so I'll go with th obvious one:

Spoiler

Toodle-oo, mother****ers!

 

[Naughtius Maximus]

The deadline has now passed! Any entries after this post will be ignored!

Results will be posted tomorrow (Monday) @ 20:00 BST