Category Archives: Theatrical Reviews

Voyagers Review: It’s Lord of the Flies, but Worse, and in Space

Voyagers introduces several interesting themes, boldly choosing to follow none of them.

The Unholy Theatrical Review

I’ve been thirsty for some good Catholic horror lately. With prestige horror like Midsommar and everything Jordan Peele has been doing over the past few years it seems like no one is interested in seeing a good old statue of Jesus weep blood anymore.

Godzilla vs. Kong Theatrical Review

I assume if you’re reading this you’re at least partially interested in watching a giant ape throw hands with a giant lizard. If that’s all you care about seeing, you can go ahead and stop reading here, because King Kong definitely fights Godzilla.

Nobody Theatrical Review

Let me just say, first of all, that I was all kinds of hype for this movie. An action movie starring one…

The Hunt Theatrical Review

THE HUNT wants very badly for you to think it’s important. Don’t be fooled.

The Invisible Man Theatrical Review

Latest in Hollywood’s ongoing campaign to find new and inventive ways to terrorize Elizabeth Moss is The Invisible Man. Directed and written…

STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER Theatrical Review

THE RISE OF SKYWALKER reaffirms the greatness that is STAR WARS.

MIDWAY Theatrical Review

The mostly not-bad WWII epic proves Emmerich still has a bit of THE PATRIOT in him.

TERMINATOR: DARK FATE Theatrical Review

The predictable TERMINATOR: DARK FATE does nothing to elevate or redefine a franchise destined for the scrap heap.

JOKER Theatrical Review

The deeply disturbing JOKER is both flawed message and brilliant messenger.

AD ASTRA Theatrical Review

Brad Pitt has intergalactic daddy issues in the beautiful but flawed and rather average AD ASTRA.

STUBER Theatrical Review

The serviceable but forgettable STUBER plays like a 90’s movie nearly three decades in the making.

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME Theatrical Release

The enjoyable FAR FROM HOME caps a mammoth movie series while solidifying Holland as the best Web Head.

TOY STORY 4 Theatrical Review

TOY STORY 4 is by far the weakest of the series and proof that this franchise needs to be boxed and stored in the closet.

MEN IN BLACK: INTERNATIONAL Theatrical Review

Funny but nothing special, MEN IN BLACK: INTERNATIONAL entertains but takes no chances in doing so.

X-MEN: DARK PHOENIX Theatrical Review

While not a total disaster, X-MEN: DARK PHOENIX proves why Fox is no longer in the business of storytelling.