Drunk Boy, 4, Steals Christmas Presents

Apr 17, 2009
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San Diego, CA
A 4-year-old boy had a wild night out after police found him drunk, wearing a girl's dress and wandering around his neighborhood on Tuesday.

April Wright, 21, told WTVC-TV that she panicked when she didn't see her son, Hayden, in his bed at her Chattanooga, Tenn., home at 1:45 in the morning. Hayden had somehow managed to break a safety device on a doorknob and get outside. Hayden was found walking in the neighborhood, drinking a 12-ounce beer.

"He runs away trying to find his father," April said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

Police said that Hayden rang the doorbells of a few houses down the street, and one of the neighbors noticed he was holding a partially consumed beer. Hayden then went into a neighbor's house through the unlocked front door and stole five Christmas gifts. One of them was a brown dress that police found Hayden wearing.

"Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," April said.

The police report indicated that Hayden had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," April said.
 
lol that **** is crazy. I'd say he has a bit of his Dad in him. :p



See .. when I was a kid having a sip of dad's beer was just part of the reward for getting him one and opening it for him.


I turned out just fine!
 
yeah.. and you know what that reminds of me another time at my mom's 2nd wedding I was 13 and there was this orange juice fountain.. I went and got a glass and it was bubbly orange juice.. like the Hi-C i used to get from McDonald's.. I probably chugged down about 6 or 7 cups full before a guy comes over and says, "I'm sorry sir, I can't let you pour that by yourself." and I say, "Um, why not?" he goes, "Sorry sir, I can't let you pour that by yourself." so I shrugged and walked off. I found out in about ohhhhh 10 minutes why I wasn't supposed to drink that stuff.. fortunately at that time we were getting in the car to go home and I passed out the whole way home.


Ah man... of course it's no one's fault!
 
So what was that orange stuff you were drinking?


To be honest I've never figured out what it was. My memory wants to tell my grown self that it was likely cheap bubbly champaigne and orange juice mixed together at a certain ratio that made it scream delicious to my 13 year old taste buds.


I want to say I would have known that there was an alcoholic taste to it, but at that age I was a complete newb, unless of course it was beer. :hilarious:
 
To be honest I've never figured out what it was. My memory wants to tell my grown self that it was likely cheap bubbly champaigne and orange juice mixed together at a certain ratio that made it scream delicious to my 13 year old taste buds.


I want to say I would have known that there was an alcoholic taste to it, but at that age I was a complete newb, unless of course it was beer. :hilarious:

Lol so you could of just been drinking orange juice? :hilarious:
 
:hilarious:

I remember when I was around that age, my moms ex hands me this cup because he was talking to the neighbors, says "take this in the house but DO NOT drink it"... I take it in the kitchen... staring into the cup while walking there made me thirsty and I figured "I saw him drinking it, how bad could it be... looks like 7up" took a drink and "WHAT THE!" started dry heaving... damn cheapo beer! :p
 
When I was 13 my uncle took me to see Metallica in concert. He was only in his early 20s... He said "drink this."

So I did... it was Southern Comfort and coke. I was buzzed the whole concert. haha.
 
i had a crazy aunt who kept trying to get us to drink wine when we were kids. i didnt really want to but she kept bothering me so i did it just to get her to go away. i remember it being absolutely disgusting. now i love the stuff! just bought two bottles today.

she still drinks a lot of wine, and now that i know a little bit about wine turns out the stuff she drinks is like the cheap-o of the cheap-o (bought the cheapest stuff that doesn't come in a box). no wonder i thought it was gross ;)