The rant/blurb thread

[halon]

Exactlly what it says. Feel free to blow off some steam or just to comment about something other than tech (no politics).

Just watch the language....Alpha LOL

 

[Illiciter]

erghhhh a strawberry kit kats sounds dirt

you know what sounds dirtier than a strawberry kit kat?


go check out the zone ... think pouring a strawberry milkshake with whole strawberries into a toilet...


omg...

 

[Scoot87]

you know what sounds dirtier than a strawberry kit kat?


go check out the zone ... think pouring a strawberry milkshake with whole strawberries into a toilet...


omg...

whats the zone?

 

[Illiciter]

sub forum in off topic thread.. when you click to go into the off topic section of the forum.. look at the top.. theres a sub section called the zone

 

[thunda123]

Ok, so I really hate when I just get home from work and there are neighbors in my house and my wife says, "hey honey, I invited the neighbors over for dinner and I volunteered you to help them load up their moving truck." I don't even get to say "no" with them sitting right there. It was hard for me to even fake a smile yesterday.

 

[Wreck]

That is HIL-arious! ... I'd be pissed too. So were they "ingins" or some other americans in the res. ?

Yeah lately some days I get home and the wifey got our daughters older sister over (pfft 13?) and wants to entertain her by hogging the living room and watching garbage on my tv while I gotta retreat until they are done ....

Man, I get ancy and cant handle that ... but that does rarely happen, twice now ... so hopefully it doesnt becom a habit or Ima have to put my foot down ;p ... thankfully, beer was cold that day.

 

[bighorns]

Went to my oldest son's baseball game last night. As I'm waiting for the game to start the coach comes over hands me the line-up and the score book and tells me I'm in charge because he's gotta work. !! At least he could of called me and let me know. To make matters worse I was there alone with my 3 year old who likes to run. So I'm out there like a jackass trying to control nine 10 to 12yo's boys, one 3yo boy and coach a frickin' baseball game, what a f@cking mess.

 

[halon]

^So who won?

 

[bighorns]

^So who won?

Not us!!!

 

[thunda123]

Went to my oldest son's baseball game last night. As I'm waiting for the game to start the coach comes over hands me the line-up and the score book and tells me I'm in charge because he's gotta work. !! At least he could of called me and let me know. To make matters worse I was there alone with my 3 year old who likes to run. So I'm out there like a jackass trying to control nine 10 to 12yo's boys, one 3yo boy and coach a frickin' baseball game, what a f@cking mess.

Dude, that's hilarious!!!

 

[thunda123]

That is HIL-arious! ... I'd be pissed too. So were they "ingins" or some other americans in the res. ?

Yeah lately some days I get home and the wifey got our daughters older sister over (pfft 13?) and wants to entertain her by hogging the living room and watching garbage on my tv while I gotta retreat until they are done ....

Man, I get ancy and cant handle that ... but that does rarely happen, twice now ... so hopefully it doesnt becom a habit or Ima have to put my foot down ;p ... thankfully, beer was cold that day.

Nah, they were some white people. But, I didn't really even know these people and here they were with their two kids, grandma, and a dog and trying to make me let them watch a movie on my tv. I hate when people are over at my house unless they wanna play PS3 or watch a movie with me.

 

[Horhay]

Nah, they were some white people. But, I didn't really even know these people and here they were with their two kids, grandma, and a dog and trying to make me let them watch a movie on my tv. I hate when people are over at my house unless they wanna play PS3 or watch a movie with me.

Lol so your wife knows these folks, invites them over and volunteers you to help them do some work? lol funny stuff man.

 

[Wreck]

Lol so your wife knows these folks, invites them over and volunteers you to help them do some work? lol funny stuff man.

The life of a dentist!

 

[49ergirl]

Lol so your wife knows these folks, invites them over and volunteers you to help them do some work? lol funny stuff man.

I don't think I would be brave enough to try that with Chris. Even the Mormons are afraid to come to our door at this point. He's not big on visitors, or most people in general really.

 

[Illiciter]

Ohhhhh I'd go ahead and do it with a smile for the neighbors.


Then she and I would have a loooooong talk, and it would mostly involve how she is going to pay me back.

 

[Horhay]

I don't think I would be brave enough to try that with Chris. Even the Mormons are afraid to come to our door at this point. He's not big on visitors, or most people in general really.

Yeah I am the same way, I hate that kind of stuff. The Jehova's witnesses don't come to my door anymore at 7 AM on Saturday!! lol I once let me dogs out and they seem to understand they weren't welcomed!!

 

[Illiciter]

Yeah I am the same way, I hate that kind of stuff. The Jehova's witnesses don't come to my door anymore at 7 AM on Saturday!! lol I once let me dogs out and they seem to understand they weren't welcomed!!

Speaking of Jehova's witnesses it would be really funny when they ask if you are saved to blurt out in a deep grunty voice that satan had consumed your soul and then start doing the robot and talking backwards and slam the door

if they knock again open the door and begin breakdancing.


I wonder if they'd come back...?

 

[bighorns]

Speaking of Jehova's witnesses it would be really funny when they ask if you are saved to blurt out in a deep grunty voice that satan had consumed your soul and then start doing the robot and talking backwards and slam the door

if they knock again open the door and begin breakdancing.


I wonder if they'd come back...?

That had me rolling!!!

 

[Horhay]

My co worker tells me that the only way to do it is to confront them lol so I said I am sure my dogs made their point when they came out to greet them lol (of course they didn't know that my dogs are all bark and no bite!)

 

[MASSgains88]

I just don't like how they show up acting like they are selling magazines, then they whip out The Watchtower Bible...a little too sneaky. That's when I say, "I've got something on the stove, I'll be right back."

 

[Illiciter]

You could always invite them in for a dip... if they say, "What?"

explain that you were offering them acid - then begin to offer them all kinds of drugs and ask if they want to cut their wrists with you in the shower and then remind them that it's perfectly normal and that you do this all the time.


I think it's just because of the shock value that I like to do things like this.


To me, while educating a religion is a fine idea, I don't think showing up at my doorstep repeatedly in an attempt to convert me by fear saying that when the lord doth come I shall be cast into the pits of fire because I don't believe in the same thing you believe in is taking it to the next level of a$$holism.