The rant/blurb thread

[halon]

Exactlly what it says. Feel free to blow off some steam or just to comment about something other than tech (no politics).

Just watch the language....Alpha LOL

 

[MASSgains88]

You could always invite them in for a dip... if they say, "What?"

explain that you were offering them acid - then begin to offer them all kinds of drugs and ask if they want to cut their wrists with you in the shower and then remind them that it's perfectly normal and that you do this all the time.


I think it's just because of the shock value that I like to do things like this.


To me, while educating a religion is a fine idea, I don't think showing up at my doorstep repeatedly in an attempt to convert me by fear saying that when the lord doth come I shall be cast into the pits of fire because I don't believe in the same thing you believe in is taking it to the next level of a$$holism.

Yeah, there's no need to be so damn pushy. If someone truly believes in something and wants to spread the "truth" around to everybody, why do they always try to use guilt to accomplish their goal?

 

[halon]

Christian Guy Totally Owns Mormons


[media=youtube]cVmP7t_EsyA[/media]

 

[Darth]

Yeah I am the same way, I hate that kind of stuff. The Jehova's witnesses don't come to my door anymore at 7 AM on Saturday!! lol I once let me dogs out and they seem to understand they weren't welcomed!!

I used to date a Jehovas' Witness in high school. Wierd stuff. I tried going to their "Kingdom Hall" and all, and it was more like training. They're like Soldiers in there. Scary.

 

[vektar]

so my boss went on vacation for the next 3 weeks and left me her password for the computer, but i lost the password now i cant get on to order stuff from the foodbank... so that sucks.

 

[MASSgains88]

Christian Guy Totally Owns Mormons


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVmP7t_EsyA

OWNED!!!

 

[halon]

I used to date a Jehovas' Witness in high school. Wierd stuff. I tried going to their "Kingdom Hall" and all, and it was more like training. They're like Soldiers in there. Scary.

elaborate please

so my boss went on vacation for the next 3 weeks and left me her password for the computer, but i lost the password now i cant get on to order stuff from the foodbank... so that sucks.

call her.

 

[vektar]

call her.

no cell phone and she wasn't home when i called her house.

 

[Darth]

elaborate please

I dated this girl back in High School, so the details are kinda fuzzy; (I've been married to my wife for 10+ years now) but they have this magazine they go by. (It's called the "Towers" or something like that.) I think it comes out like once a month or something. Then, when they go to their version of "church" they do "roll play".

"If this person says THIS, then guide them to THIS part of 'our' Bible." I was REALLY uncomfortable there.

 

[Horhay]

I dated this girl back in High School, so the details are kinda fuzzy; (I've been married to my wife for 10+ years now) but they have this magazine they go by. (It's called the "Towers" or something like that.) I think it comes out like once a month or something. Then, when they go to their version of "church" they do "roll play".

"If this person says THIS, then guide them to THIS part of 'our' Bible." I was REALLY uncomfortable there.

LMAO!! oh man that must of been funny you must of been like "wtf do I do now?"

 

[Illiciter]

so my boss went on vacation for the next 3 weeks and left me her password for the computer, but i lost the password now i cant get on to order stuff from the foodbank... so that sucks.

You, sir, are f#$kered.

 

[Illiciter]

I dated this girl back in High School, so the details are kinda fuzzy; (I've been married to my wife for 10+ years now) but they have this magazine they go by. (It's called the "Towers" or something like that.) I think it comes out like once a month or something. Then, when they go to their version of "church" they do "roll play".

"If this person says THIS, then guide them to THIS part of 'our' Bible." I was REALLY uncomfortable there.

As a favor for some work buddies at this place I worked at many years ago I went to one of those things... they also had this thing where the power of God would enter their bodies and possess them and they'd start talking all crazy like and twitching on the floor.. when the guy came up to me I calmly advised him that nothing is getting into this body except pizza and beer and he casually skipped over me.


It looked fake and over the top staged to me, and I basically didn't talk to those work buddies again.. bunch of fruitcakes.

 

[DaMexiRican]

As a favor for some work buddies at this place I worked at many years ago I went to one of those things... they also had this thing where the power of God would enter their bodies and possess them and they'd start talking all crazy like and twitching on the floor.. when the guy came up to me I calmly advised him that nothing is getting into this body except pizza and beer and he casually skipped over me.


It looked fake and over the top staged to me, and I basically didn't talk to those work buddies again.. bunch of fruitcakes.

LOL That wasn't JW's then. I've heard of that, but I forgot what religion it is.

 

[Illiciter]

ugh.. I hate it when people you have worked with that are really good people and in your eyes are the best at what they do get laid off...

What do you say to them? Sorry you got sh*t canned? Good luck?


crappy crappy news

 

[halon]

ugh.. I hate it when people you have worked with that are really good people and in your eyes are the best at what they do get laid off...

What do you say to them? Sorry you got sh*t canned? Good luck?


crappy crappy news

What u do is, steal the copier and drive it and the coworker out to an empty field and beat the s&@$ out of the copier.

 

[Illiciter]

What u do is, steal the copier and drive it and the coworker out to an empty field and beat the s&@$ out of the copier.

yeah we can't do that very easily - 1) they are all huge copiers, 2) getting them to the elevator would get attention, and 3) the security guards will definitely stop us.


Fun idea though...

 

[halon]

Just go home and watch office space then.

 

[Illiciter]

your suggestions are disappointing

 

[DaMexiRican]

I agree. It does suck. Especially if thy just got some financial burden. New baby, car, house, whatever.

 

[thunda123]

What u do is, steal the copier and drive it and the coworker out to an empty field and beat the s&@$ out of the copier.

I agree with this advice. If you can't sneak the copier out, then burn down the place.

 

[Illiciter]

I agree with this advice. If you can't sneak the copier out, then burn down the place.

yeah, but I still work here.. if I go about setting things on fire I'll myself canned