I'd join Blade because he's gangster AF and to be honest, I'm 27 and still in my prime. I'll wait till I'm 65. washed up and a has been to join The Expendables
Thanks @DADDYCOOL187
Its easy > Expendables.
I even had a dream that i met all of them and was encouraging Schwarzeneger to do a prank on Sly while we were riding on the bus.
Then i woke up...and was sad that it was just a dream