Now I need me some Collectors (Inglourious Basterds FutureShop Give-Away)

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Wreck

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My name is Lt. I.B. Wreck and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me some collectors. Eight "I dont care what your nationality is" soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians but stealthy like Ninjas. We'll meet up with Mams and Bidou there before we head out. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' plastic case lovin' collectors. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily with Il Furiano and jump out of a ***kin' air-o-plane to teach the Amaray plastic lovin collectors lessons in humanity!

Them folks ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a steelbook-hatin', mass murderin' maniac who loves digital copies and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a ***** we find with' a plastic case collection outnumbering his steelbooks, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Steel Haters, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us.

And the Steelbook haters won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the steelbook infringers will be sickened by us, and the IronPack/MetalBox lovers will talk about us, and the copycats will fear us. And when the steel haters closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

That's what I thought! Now I have but only one reWARD for a man or woman on our special team who can tell me what IB movie be it SteelBook or not in my ol' collection was the hardest for me to obtain? So scribble down your answer and don't get it wrong otherwise you won't not be allowed in this here special drawing! Now like I said I need me 8 special collectors so we'll take only 8 of you from this drawing in which you will be entered in to another contest to test your steelbook lovin' commitment to this here resistance. Good luck!

:snipe: Thas' right .... who will win the Inglourious Basterds Blu-ray SteelBook FutureShop!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

GREEN= BIGBLIZZ
BLUE = DVDJUNKIE
YELLOW= STEELBOOKS86
RED=YERMUDDER


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Awesome intro Wreck except the hatred on blu amarays. At least they have converted to the best format on the planet. It's the DVD nubs we really need to go after.

I will go with the Swedish wooden boxset.

Yeah i was just playing around ... my real disgust is probably for DVDs as you mention ... or those who just illegally download. Disc media is something the majority of people arent buying. Steelbooks at least push that ...
 
Ooh, how exciting! This steelbook is at the very top of my want list.

I'm gonna go for the JB Hifi Aussie Steelcase as the hardest one for you to obtain.
 
One would think it would be the wooden box buy my answer is the Australian Blu Ray Metal Slipcase WITH the collectors cards as I assume some would be sold on incomplete etc.

Answer: Australian Blu Ray Metal Slipcase
 
Yeah i was just playing around ... my real disgust is probably for DVDs as you mention ... or those who just illegally download. Disc media is something the majority of people arent buying. Steelbooks at least push that ...

I didn't think you were serious but thanks for clarifying. Here is how I look at it. Iron Man blu steel is king, blu-ray steelbooks are knights , blu-amarays are soldiers, and DVD's are the peasants.
 
I must say ... that the answer is posted in a thread or maybe more here ... so its like a scavenger hunt of sorts if you just feel like you totally cant figure out which. Since I forgot to say that, I will allow editing posts for the rest of today if need be ... but come tomorrow if you have already posted then no edit posts dates with tomorrow date.

Based on this post and the line in the original post saying "We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians but stealthy like Ninjas" I want to actually say the french version. Also Mams and Bidou are from France but Il Furiano is from Italy but france is not highlighted and is part of the normal quote.

Ultimately my choice is going to be: Australia Blu-ray Steelcase

Thanks Wreck
 
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since everyone is going with the sweedish box and the Aussie case I will go ahead and take a wild guess... Malditos Bastardos version from Spain
 
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