So yesterday I get off work early and head over to my grocery store to get the wife some NyQuil and on my drive in a guy had illegally parked in front of the store and flipped on his emergency lights, no big deal I guess. I make my way around his car and find a spot, hop out and head to the front door. By this point the guy who owned the car was sitting in his vehicle and a van behind him had honked to get him to move. This guy walking into the store says, "hey man, you can't park there, you have to move!"
I see the guy in the car get pissed off and flip the dude off and start running his mouth inside his car. By the time me and the guy who made the comment make it to the front door the guy in the car gets out and says, "Yeah go inside you stupid motherf*cker!" At this point I stop in my tracks and stare at the guy... sooo many thoughts running in my head about what to do with this guy. I size him up and he's medium build, pudgy, has a kid in his backseat... Wait.. A KID IN HIS BACKSEAT?! Had I been under 18 I'd of stomped this guy with little care knowing I wouldn't do any jailtime... On the other hand I'm thinking in my head, "you're going to get pissed off at a guy for telling you to move because you illegally parked in front of the store? You are the stupid motherf*cker." I wanted to slam this guys head in his door. Repeatedly. Note that I have anger problems... or psychotic f*cking episodes....choose your flavor.
Finally, my brain clicked over to "it's not worth it" mode and I just stood there staring at the guy, hoping he'd get carried away. He made no mention of my stares and drove off, but I was wondering how far that guy was willing to take his stupidity at the same time. "Surely if he would just swing first I could have dragged his dumb ass into the store to get some witnesses before I attempted to squeeze the life out of him" I was thinking the whole time I was there getting NyQuil. This guy was looking for a well deserved ass-kicking. I decided Karma will take care of him, and not to put anymore thought behind it.
I was completely dumbfounded that a human being could be so plainly arrogant, not to mention ready to fight and defend his own problems manifested from his ignorance.
Like, how do you goto a bar and say, "Man this guy told me to move cuz I illegally parked and I totally beat his ass" ?
I spent a good 30 minutes trying to decipher the psychology behind that guy... All you need is love, love, love.. Love is all you need!